Change One word from a famous quote

[arnisador]

Kidneys, gas, or grass--nobody rides for free.

 

[Big Don]

When in a fight, hit first, hit hard and hit groins

 

[arnisador]

I came to bury Caesar, not to baste him.

 

[Big Don]

The dye is cast

 

[arnisador]

The show must go West.

 

[Big Don]

The show must go West.

Go on my son

 

[arnisador]

Carry on my forward son.

 

[Big Don]

Carry on my forward son.

I will carry on, carry over, Cary Grant, cash and carry, I'll even Hari Kari if you show me how, But I will not carry a cantaloupe.

 

[Big Don]

I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ***-kickers, ****-kickers and Mormons.

 

[arnisador]

Harry Carry.

 

[Big Don]

Harry Carry.

On that episode of M*A*S*H* in context, it was hari kari as in mispronounced Harakiri

 

[arnisador]

I was referring to Harry Caray but had one 'r' too many!

 

[K-man]

"A hard man is good to find."

Credit where credit is due .... the change was actually made by Mae West. :s81:

 

[arnisador]

Come up and do me some time.

 

[Big Don]

A flute without holes, is not a flute. A fish without a hole, is a Danish.

 

[arnisador]

I need more cowpie!

 

[Big Don]

Why marry a cow when you can get the milk for free

 

[arnisador]

If I had a ruble for every time...

 

[Big Don]

a gunshot a day keeps the doctor away

 

[Uncle]

The first rule of white club is, you do not talk about white club. The second rule of white club is, you do not talk about white club.