Behold, the Taser Sword!

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Down South we call that a "cattle prod". LOL

Seriously, that's pretty cool. When slicing your opponent to bits isn't enough, use a taser sword! Cut and cauterize all at once! :)
 

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Another new item form the Acme Corporation, It slices! It dices! It cauterizes!
 

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Put that stunning capacity into the tip of an epee. Fencers already have electric cords connected to their swords. Batteries could be worn as a belt with the cord running from that to the weapon.
 

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That's pretty awesome actually. But I think we should have skipped this and gone straight for lightsabers.
 

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Cute.
Of course, you're going to need to temper and anneal that blade quite often....

I do like the idea of replacing the button on an epee with a tazer though. It would make epee matches a lot more interesting to watch. :rofl:
 

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Cute.
Of course, you're going to need to temper and anneal that blade quite often....

I do like the idea of replacing the button on an epee with a tazer though. It would make epee matches a lot more interesting to watch. :rofl:
The flick would get some teeth!
 

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Watching him show how the sword charges, I was reminded of the scene in Just Married in which Aston Kutchers character tries to force the US plug on a vibrator into the European socket, setting fire to the lovely Castle...
 

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Besides the fact that it's fake, the basic idea is pretty stupid in my opinion. Seems a bit of overkill to stab someone and taser their heart directly, as if sticking a sword into it wouldn't handle things well enough. :)
 

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Besides the fact that it's fake, the basic idea is pretty stupid in my opinion. Seems a bit of overkill to stab someone and taser their heart directly, as if sticking a sword into it wouldn't handle things well enough. :)
Not if you're fighting Lord Makoto Shishio and his gunpower charged sword attacks. :p
 

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It gives you a better non-lethal option: smackin' 'em with the flat of the sword has always been there but this gives that option a little.. boost. :)
 

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That sounded cool in words and sorted of interesting on the video (i can see it now...) me taze slashing something actually to a certain degree i don't want it cause I don't want to taze myself...
 

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