As a beginner some things I learned...apparently not

[Prince_Alarming104]

She asks you to leave the house for several, guaranteed hours every week? If you don’t mind me saying, you should consider installing CCTV and possibly sacking your young, muscular gardener.

I need this job, you b@stard

 

[Wing Woo Gar38]

I need this job, you b@stard

 

[Wing Woo Gar38]

Unfortunately that decline is non-linear

You have it all wrong…you should give up work and continue with MA!

She is a buxom lady <sigh>

She asks you to leave the house for several, guaranteed hours every week? If you don’t mind me saying, you should consider installing CCTV and possibly sacking your young, muscular gardener.

Where have you been?

 

[Stuarto65]

Santa would explode the Tooth Fairy if he……oh never mind.

Santa Claus used to be real, till he forgot to get a present for Chuck Norris.

 

[Prince_Alarming104]

Kicking your opponent's shins is a great way to fight and won't just annoy your partner in the slightest