Your ultimate physique?

[RCastillo]

Originally posted by KenpoTess
Banned.. oh .. now that's just low.. Let me get my hands on the culprit for thinking like that~!!

Diamonds.. I like 'shineys' but ya know what.. I'm such a naturalist.. Give me a fossil and I'm happy...

Hands on him? Yes, he 'd like that, but for the sake of my safety, he will remain anonymous!

 

[Seig]

That's not true, he was not almost banned. Booted.....in the groin....now that is another issue entirely.

 

[KenpoTess]

Originally posted by RCastillo
Hands on him? Yes, he 'd like that, but for the sake of my safety, he will remain anonymous!

well that's no fun ~!

 

[Bob Hubbard]

Originally posted by RCastillo
I offered diamonds, flowers, and dinner at your finest eatery just for you, and was shamed for even saying it. I was almost banned from MT!

Thats cuz you was bribin da wrong people.

You gotta slide a little my way....:rofl:

 

[Bob Hubbard]

Originally posted by RCastillo
My thoughts exactly. High rank first!!!

New at McD...

For the hungry kenpoist looking to improve their 'backup mass' to 'marrage of gravity' coefficient...

The "Kenposized" Value meal!

1 gallon of frys, 5 gallons of softdrink (or 3.5 gallon shake, and our new McHernia Burger with over 1 pound of cheese!

All for only $4.99 + tax. (Some participation may vary)

 

[Bob Hubbard]

Sadly, I just realized...I woullda lived on that in college.... :rofl:

 

[RCastillo]

Originally posted by Kaith Rustaz
Thats cuz you was bribin da wrong people.

You gotta slide a little my way....:rofl:

You been hanging out with J Denz waaaaaaaaay too long.

 

[RCastillo]

Originally posted by Kaith Rustaz
New at McD...

For the hungry kenpoist looking to improve their 'backup mass' to 'marrage of gravity' coefficient...

The "Kenposized" Value meal!

1 gallon of frys, 5 gallons of softdrink (or 3.5 gallon shake, and our new McHernia Burger with over 1 pound of cheese!

All for only $4.99 + tax. (Some participation may vary)

I'm in, send my order, pronto!

 

[RCastillo]

Originally posted by Seig
That's not true, he was not almost banned. Booted.....in the groin....now that is another issue entirely.

That's ok, as I'm now wearing a "Pro Boxing Guard" for occasions such as these!

 

[jfarnsworth]

Originally posted by Seig
That's not true, he was not almost banned. Booted.....in the groin....now that is another issue entirely.

It must be that old timer's coming back again Seig. He may need a few more boots to the groin to straighten him up.

 

[jfarnsworth]

Originally posted by Kaith Rustaz
New at McD...

For the hungry kenpoist looking to improve their 'backup mass' to 'marrage of gravity' coefficient...

The "Kenposized" Value meal!

1 gallon of frys, 5 gallons of softdrink (or 3.5 gallon shake, and our new McHernia Burger with over 1 pound of cheese!

All for only $4.99 + tax. (Some participation may vary)

Kaith,
Again no offense here but I'll pass on that:barf:

 

[Bob Hubbard]

LOL

Have one of those meals for dinner....next day, you litterally 'roll' outta bed.

You know it was a good camp when the whole crew hits the local chinese buffet for lunch, and the staff is crying when you leave.



(Happened last year at an Arnis camp I was at. When we left, the waitresses looked like they were gonna cry...) LOL

:rofl:

 

[jfarnsworth]

For some reason I can see a group of kenpoist do the same thing.

 

[Seig]

Originally posted by Kaith Rustaz
When we left, the waitresses looked like they were gonna cry...) LOL

:rofl:

At least Kenpoists tip........

 

[Bob Hubbard]

Originally posted by Seig
At least Kenpoists tip........

True....but it takes you guys 37 moves to do it....and if the waiters a lefty, your all confused.

(Still having nightmares of the arnis group doing sinawalis with the breadsticks.....)

:rofl:

 

[Seig]

Originally posted by Kaith Rustaz
True....but it takes you guys 37 moves to do it....and if the waiters a lefty, your all confused.

That is a bald faced lie! It only takes 27 moves! And leftys do not bother us, especially us I.K.K.O types! Besides, I'm a lefty.

 

[Bob Hubbard]

Hmmm.... they've been inovating.

Soon, they will be down to the simply technique us FMAers use.

Move 1 - stand up
Move 2 - excuse yourself
Move 3 - step outside.


Last one left gets to pay.

:rofl:

 

[Seig]

Originally posted by Kaith Rustaz
Hmmm.... they've been inovating.

Soon, they will be down to the simply technique us FMAers use.

Move 1 - stand up
Move 2 - excuse yourself
Move 3 - step outside.


Last one left gets to pay.

:rofl:

See that's the real trick with the kenpo get togethers, one of us goes to pay the bill and another one says.
....
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.wait for it
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.That's not how Mr. Parker showed me to pay the check....

 

[Bob Hubbard]

:rofl:

 

[KenpoGirl]

Originally posted by RCastillo
Hey, I thought "WE" were an item? Since when do you go window shopping?

In your dream world perhaps, my dear. I don't date out of province anymore, been there done that, don't want to do it again.

Besides ...... what would your wife think.