Purple Belt in less than 1 year!!!

Gorilla

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Does Martial Talk give out belts to early? Why don't i have to test? Is Martial Talk a Mcdojo?

This is a joke my attempt at humor?


So far it has been a fun little ride here at Martial Talk.

I have made some new friends pretty cool!

Thanks To All!!!

Tal
 

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Does Martial Talk give out belts to early? Why don't i have to test? Is Martial Talk a Mcdojo?

This is a joke my attempt at humor?


So far it has been a fun little ride here at Martial Talk.

I have made some new friends pretty cool!

Thanks To All!!!

Tal

Wait... you haven't tested yet? Wow. Bob must be really preparing something SPECIAL for you. If I were you, I'd be scared, and get practicing! ;)
 

terryl965

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Does Martial Talk give out belts to early? Why don't i have to test? Is Martial Talk a Mcdojo?

This is a joke my attempt at humor?


So far it has been a fun little ride here at Martial Talk.

I have made some new friends pretty cool!

Thanks To All!!!

Tal


Tal it has been a pleasure getting to know you, remember Bob does not charge for belt test but if you would like to make a donation to keep the place up and going become a supporting member or just donate a few dollars. Last thing at five hundred post you becaom a BB man that is a deal if I ever heard one.
 
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Gorilla

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Wait... you haven't tested yet? Wow. Bob must be really preparing something SPECIAL for you. If I were you, I'd be scared, and get practicing! ;)

I hope it does not require cardio. I am only good at watching TKD!
 

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What?!?! You did not get you black belt at 6? What is wrong with you? I got my black belt in less than a year and I think I was 5. I am now 8 and I am a Master.
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Carol

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Bow to me, boys. ;)
 

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Aye, Carol has achieved Sr. Grandmaster status!
 

Bill Mattocks

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I've been a black belt at running my mouth since I learned to talk. Sadly, that sort of thing doesn't get you out of as many fights as it gets you into.
 

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My journey to black belt has been almost 3 1/2 years. But I am almost there. 5 or 6 more intelligent observations like this and I will have nailed my test.
 

mango.man

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Oh and the nice things is that I wont have to wait a year or longer after passing my test to get my belt. I will get instant gratification.

Yes, I thought about just "editing" my above message, but then I would still be stuck on 493 messages. Now I am 1 step closer to completing my journey (or does the journey just begin at black) than I was just 2 minutes ago.
 

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Tal it has been a pleasure getting to know you, remember Bob does not charge for belt test but if you would like to make a donation to keep the place up and going become a supporting member or just donate a few dollars. Last thing at five hundred post you becaom a BB man that is a deal if I ever heard one.

Make your checks payable to the Bob Hubbard retirement fund..
 
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