Zappo!!! Now your new computer doesn't do anything. It just sits there and humms, no program will run, zip, nada. No law is broken. It is crime-free.
I wish time will move faster.
"Distort my wish" game.
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I wish time will move faster.
zDom
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PoOF: You are now in your last minutes of life, wishing you had more time to do all the things you never got around to.
I wish time would SLOW DOWN.
KenpoSterre
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you got the date but shes dead and is starting to smell like you when you odn't shower for a month...
I wish(and hopefully will get) the position of president on student council. I have already made the peliminaries. YaY!
I wish(and hopefully will get) the position of president on student council. I have already made the peliminaries. YaY!
You get the position... then come to the realization that the presidency is merely a symbolic postition, rendering you with even less power, and more expected responsibility. You end up freaking out after a mere 1 month into your term and get expelled for assulting a member of the council out of frustration.
I wish I had the ability to download martial arts into my brain like neo did.
I wish I had the ability to download martial arts into my brain like neo did.
Congratulations - the information is downloaded, but has so overloaded your brain that you sit there, unable to sort the information into a usable structure, so it causes misfires throughout your system, and observers see you performing something between kata and a drunken hornpipe.
I wish my dog would make up his mind whether he wants to be inside or outside, instead of going in and out every 30 minutes or so.
I wish my dog would make up his mind whether he wants to be inside or outside, instead of going in and out every 30 minutes or so.
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the cold clears up and your healthy, but inadvertently you give the cold to your entire karate studio, which must be closed for 3 days.
I wish kacey would get on AIM so I could tell her what happened today.
I wish kacey would get on AIM so I could tell her what happened today.
Your wish is granted... of course, now I'll have even more trouble concentrating on the text I should be reading (fevers really interfere with my attention span) and I can now blame you when I don't finish my homework. It would help if you logged in too, of course...
I wish I could just hold my textbook up to my head and know and understand everything in it, so I could get my paper written.
KenpoSterre
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What happened? You have got me curious. I shouldn't be so nosey...
You do understand everything in it and you get your paper written on time but your dog eats it and your professor doesn't beleive you...
I wish, hmmm, I was fourteen so I wouldn't get looked at/typed at weird when I mention I date, am on myspace, or say I am in highschool.
you're 14... you realize being 14 is not nearly as cool as it sounds. You start working, thereby rendering you with less time to go on myspace, date, or do your homework at a mere $5.82/hr.
Be glad you're 12, and you shouldn't be dating anyways.
I wish for a pizza.
Be glad you're 12, and you shouldn't be dating anyways.
I wish for a pizza.
KenpoSterre
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see. Even he told me I shouldn't. Everytime. Besides fourteen is to yougn towork. You must be sixteen.
You got the pizza...except the dog eats it and only leaves a torn up box so later he can throw up over your bes spread.
I wish I would become a world champion sparrer. (Its never going to happen but it is nice to wish
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You got the pizza...except the dog eats it and only leaves a torn up box so later he can throw up over your bes spread.
I wish I would become a world champion sparrer. (Its never going to happen but it is nice to wish
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Sterre, in missouri you can get a work permit at 14. And if you CONTINUE to bring up the fact you date, people will CONTINUE to tell you you are too young. If you want to stop hearing it, stop bringing it up.
You are forced to become a world class sparrer, and have to endure injuries such as broken and bloody noses, bruised and tender shins, sprains, things of that nature... Which would be okay if you really wanted it - but you realize after your first bloody nose that you don't.
I wish I didnt have to work tonight.
You are forced to become a world class sparrer, and have to endure injuries such as broken and bloody noses, bruised and tender shins, sprains, things of that nature... Which would be okay if you really wanted it - but you realize after your first bloody nose that you don't.
I wish I didnt have to work tonight.
Sam has a point - if you don't want it discussed, then don't discuss it; if you bring it up, people will assume you want commentary... this is a discussion board, after all!
Granted... unfortunately, you don't have to work because a water main broke in your place of business, and they have shut down to repair the pipe and clean up all the damage. They don't reopen until after you notice is up, and because you have given notice, their insurance won't pay you for your lost work hours the way it does for your coworkers.
I wish someone else would mow my grass.
