Chuck Norris Born March 10, 1940
Chuck Norris was causing his mother discomfort before he was born. As the doctor was doing his inspection into her body, he saw the shadow of little Chuck Norris doing pushups."Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands."
"When Chuck Norris was born, no one cried but the delivery doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris!"