You know you're getting old when,,,

[Kenpo Wolf]

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"

"OLD" IS WHEN.. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN.... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky"
means you find your car in the parking lot.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.

 

[Seig]

Phew....I'm not there yet.....

 

[rachel]

Thank God I'm not there either. funny.

 

[Yari]

Could you changef the font so I can read the small text ..... and then I'll tell you if I'm too old...

/Yari

 

[Doc]

Old is when your daughters friends start to look really good.

 

[Kirk]

Originally posted by Doc
Old is when your daughters friends start to look really good.

That's when you install a pool, and tell her to have a pool party!

 

[Master of Blades]

Originally posted by Kirk
That's when you install a pool, and tell her to have a pool party!

Sounds good.....my friend has a pool.......shame its not summer

 

[Rob_Broad]

You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

This is not a sign of being old, it means you are married and trapped like the rest of us!

 

[Master of Blades]

Originally posted by Rob_Broad
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

This is not a sign of being old, it means you are married and trapped like the rest of us!

Something tells me your regretting saying till "Death" do us part

 

[jeffkyle]

Originally posted by Kirk
That's when you install a pool, and tell her to have a pool party!

:boing2:

 

[Ty K. Doe]

Old is when you think a girl is checking you out but she's starring at the hairs hanging out of your nose.

 

[Yari]

Originally posted by Ty K. Doe
Old is when you think a girl is checking you out but she's starring at the hairs hanging out of your nose.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Or she's counting the the hairs left on your head. Or the amount of wrinkles....!!!

/yari

 

[RCastillo]

Originally posted by Seig
Phew....I'm not there yet.....

Yet, you say? Come now, Grandad!

 

[Seig]

Originally posted by RCastillo
Yet, you say? Come now, Grandad!

You'll be having your hip replaced long before I'm even thinking about slowing down

 

[KatGurl]

Originally posted by Master of Blades
Sounds good.....my friend has a pool.......shame its not summer

MOB, it is now

 

[RCastillo]

Originally posted by Seig
You'll be having your hip replaced long before I'm even thinking about slowing down

Bill Wallace, I ain't, so I'm not there, yet.

 

[Seig]

Originally posted by RCastillo
Bill Wallace, I ain't,

and never will be

 

[RCastillo]

Originally posted by Seig
and never will be

:wah:

 

[Seig]

Originally posted by RCastillo
:wah:

Don't cry, you're to short and dark complected to ever be Bill Wallace.

 

[RCastillo]

Originally posted by Seig
Don't cry, you're to short and dark complected to ever be Bill Wallace.

Plus, I have way more hair than he does!