Red Neck Sex Test

[Mon Mon]

The RedNeck Sex Test
1. The clitoris is a type of flower.
True or False

2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
True or False

3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.
True or False

4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack.
True or False

5. A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
True or False

6. A G-string is part of a fiddle.
True or False

7. Semen is a term for sailors.
True or False

8. Anus is a Latin term for yearly.
True or False

9. Testicles are found on an Octopus.
True or False

10. Asphalt describes rectal problems.
True or False

11. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati.
True or False

12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
True or False

13. Coitus is a musical instrument.
True or False

14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.
True or False

15. An umbilical chord is part of a parachute.
True or False

16. A condom is a large apartment complex.
True or False

17. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir.
True or False

18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.

True or False

19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.
True or False

20. An erection is when Japanese people vote.
True or False

21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
True or False

22. Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass.
True or False

23. Pornography is the business of making records.
True or False

24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.
True or False

25. Douche is the French word for "twelve".

True or False

 

[Rich Parsons]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


That Was Good!

 

[cali_tkdbruin]

Stop it, stop it all ready, that's too friggin' funny. I'm rollin'... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:lol:

 

[rachel]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[Cruentus]

:sadsong:

If it isn't, then where the hell is the G-spot?

:rofl:

 

[Jill666]

Originally posted by PAUL
:sadsong:

If it isn't, then where the hell is the G-spot?

:rofl:

Jest git yerself a sweet pickle and a gal and find out!

Yeehaw!

 

[Cruentus]

Wait O' Second Here?!

I already have a gal....

ans she says I'm able to find it jus fiiiiine. Ummmmm what'ever that means.

Sibblings will say anything to get you to pipe down while their watchin' springer!

 

[Rich Parsons]

Originally posted by PAUL
Wait O' Second Here?!

I already have a gal....

ans she says I'm able to find it jus fiiiiine. Ummmmm what'ever that means.

Sibblings will say anything to get you to pipe down while their watchin' springer!

Jerry!

Jerry!

Shhhh Paul Quiet, I am watching this!

Jerry! :rofl:

 

[Cruentus]

Originally posted by Rich Parsons
Jerry!

Jerry!

Shhhh Paul Quiet, I am watching this!

Jerry! :rofl:

"Paul Quiet," is my girlfriends most common phrase, for some reason. Yes....I know you all must be suprised.

 

[Cruentus]

It's more like...."(eyeroll, sigh) Yea sure Paul, your the king. You can find any spot on my body. Your like a stallion. Happy? Now go get me a brew while I watch my show.....B***ch!":rofl:

 

[Rich Parsons]

Originally posted by PAUL
It's more like...."(eyeroll, sigh) Yea sure Paul, your the king. You can find any spot on my body. Your like a stallion. Happy? Now go get me a brew while I watch my show.....B***ch!":rofl:

Paul,

someday yuo will get there.

 

[Jill666]

Originally posted by PAUL
It's more like...."(eyeroll, sigh) Yea sure Paul, your the king. You can find any spot on my body. Your like a stallion. Happy? Now go get me a brew while I watch my show.....B***ch!":rofl:

Wow- it's like I'm hearing myself...

 

[Cruentus]

Originally posted by Jill666
Wow- it's like I'm hearing myself...

Oh man....too funny! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: