Word Association

[Elizium]

even more of a reason not to wear clothes = Reason No.14 of lines not to say to a Internet pervert.

 

[Ceicei]

Reason No.14 of lines not to say to a Internet pervert. = lines that law enforcement decoys look for to catch these perverts

 

[Sam]

lines that law enforcement decoys look for to catch these perverts = the cops around here suck.

 

[Elizium]

the cops around here suck. = maybe they can hoover my carpet. Would save on elecrtic.

 

[Sam]

maybe they can hoover my carpet. Would save on elecrtic. = That's so funny I forgot to laugh...

 

[Ceicei]

That's so funny I forgot to laugh... = humorless humor

 

[Sam]

humorless humor = Oxymoron
(page 300, my god!)

 

[Randy Strausbaugh]

oxymoron = rap music

 

[Sam]

rap music = eminem!

 

[Elizium]

eminem! = White trash masquerading as a rapper.

 

[someguy]

White trash masquerading as a rapper=eh I ignore it all.

 

[Raewyn]

eh I ignore it all = ignoramus

 

[Ceicei]

ignoramus = didn't learn

 

[Sam]

didn't learn = the creepy red gi guy at our studio who looks like a child molester who is so violent he isnt allowed to spar and has been a purple belt for years....

 

[Elizium]

the creepy red gi guy at our studio who looks like a child molester who is so violent he isnt allowed to spar and has been a purple belt for years.... = Mandatory wannabe Bruce Lee nut.

 

[Sam]

Mandatory wannabe Bruce Lee nut. = what's wrong with bruce lee?

 

[Ceicei]

what's wrong with bruce lee? = often considered a "god" rather than a regular human being with imperfections

 

[Sam]

often considered a "god" rather than a regular human being with imperfections = the pope

 

[Elizium]

the pope = Old duffer who wears a silly hat.

 

[Sam]

Old duffer who wears a silly hat = santa claus