Why Backpacking is Better than Sex

[Carol]

http://www.thebackpacker.com/trailtalk/thread/35639,-1.php


#24 - backpackers are not embarrassed explaining the birds and the bees to their kids.


#17 - You don't have to hide your backpacking magazines.


:lfao:

 

[Dirty Dog]

Nope, nope nope. Backpacking is not better than sex.

Unless you have sex while backpacking.

 

[Carol]

Nope, nope nope. Backpacking is not better than sex.

Unless you have sex while backpacking.

:angel:

 

[arnisador]

But take off the backpacks first.

 

[Makalakumu]

But take off the backpacks first.

LOL. That fetish is out there...

 

[Touch Of Death]

LOL. That fetish is out there...

Oh... Just the backpacks then. LOL

 

[DennisBreene]

Is there and appropriate belay for sex while backpacking? Or at least some interesting knots?

 

[Cirdan]

We norwegians never take our backpacks off so we wouldn`t know the difference.

 

[Sukerkin]

Nope, nope nope. Backpacking is not better than sex.

Unless you have sex while backpacking.

:lol: Is it okay to spell backpacking H-O-T-E-L?

 

[crushing]

Wait....so 'backpacking' isn't a euphemism for sex?

 

[Carol]

Is there and appropriate belay for sex while backpacking? Or at least some interesting knots?

Belays and knots, those are for vertical climbs. I prefer recreation that's closer to horizontal.

 

[Carol]

:lol: Is it okay to spell backpacking H-O-T-E-L?

Absolutely!

 

[Cyriacus]

Is there and appropriate belay for sex while backpacking? Or at least some interesting knots?

I presume youre asking what the correct procedure is your tieing your backpacks to one another?

 

[Cirdan]

Well if your backpacks don`t match then sex is out of the question. There is the option of putting a bag over your partner`s backpack, but some take offense at that.

 

[Makalakumu]

Oh look friends, now we have all kinds of inuendo opportunity.

"I've pitched the tent!"
"Would you like to build a fire?"
"Have you tried filtered water?"
"Protein snacks?"

 

[DennisBreene]

Belays and knots, those are for vertical climbs. I prefer recreation that's closer to horizontal.

Well, it's at least partly vertical.

 

[DennisBreene]

I presume youre asking what the correct procedure is your tieing your backpacks to one another?

I guess that depends on what backpack is a euphamism for.

 

[Cyriacus]

I guess that depends on what backpack is a euphamism for.

...Its a backpack. When two backpackers want backpacker sex, they tie their backpacks to each other, as well as any stray lanyards. It helps them stay together, on the long road ahead.