Where Bonsai Meets Poor Driving Skills

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Yes, it is strange and that's why I like it :)

It's not as strange as this, though!

Obligatory Disclaimer: For entertainment purposes only! Not recommended for persons under the age of 18, those with an IQ below 100, the gullible, those lacking a sense of humor, and above all, those who believe in Santa Clause. (It must be noted that Santa himself got quite a chuckle out of it however).
 

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For anyone interested in paying $150 for one of these, I have a special offer. One bitchslap at an introductory price of $75. Guaranteed to knock the stupid out of you...

:uhyeah:
 

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Well... the bonsai crash was... uh... different... and yet there are, no doubt, people out there willing to pay for them. The bonsai kitten, thankfully, is a hoax.
 
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lol...I kew it was a joke when I first saw it a few years ago. Wonderfully wicked, though.
 

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OnlyAnEgg said:
lol...I kew it was a joke when I first saw it a few years ago. Wonderfully wicked, though.

You may have known - but it comes through my email every few months, with the request to sign the petition to have bottling kittens stopped, so I thought I'd better list the hoax link in case some people haven't seen it yet.

And I still think that there are people who will buy the bonsai car wrecks... and pay big bucks for them, too!
 
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The car wrecks are not a hoax. The stopper for me was the absence of bodies, otherwise, I'd've got one :)
 

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Well people will buy anything won't they.
Terry
PS I agree with the ***** slap thing but my price is 2 for 1 special so yopu get two ***** slaps for the price of $75.00.
 

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Kreth said:
For anyone interested in paying $150 for one of these, I have a special offer. One bitchslap at an introductory price of $75. Guaranteed to knock the stupid out of you...

How do you intend to cater for overseas customers? :D
 

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TimoS said:
Damn! I thought you had figured how to e-deliver the slap :lol:
If I did, you'd be hearing about neo-ninja soke dying left and right... :uhyeah:
 

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