Watch how you carry your knives, especially when you are stealing them...

[Cruentus]

http://www.detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080108/UPDATE/801080416

That is kind of funny...

 

[shesulsa]

Ouch! You know, this gives me an idea ...

 

[SFC JeffJ]

Talk about instant karma.

 

[arnisador]

LOL! Too much!

 

[crushing]

How many lawyers have already contacted the thief and how long before there is a lawsuit filed against the store and the employees that confronted him?

 

[shesulsa]

How many lawyers have already contacted the thief and how long before there is a lawsuit filed against the store and the employees that confronted him?

That's only half-funny ... but you know that's only because it's all too likely. :shrug:

 

[Lisa]

Wow. How dumb can you get? He is lucky he didn't stab himself somewhere else or he would be singing soprano.

 

[Makalakumu]

That'd be a Darwin Award, Lisa. Not a bad outcome IMO.

 

[Grenadier]

That'd be a Darwin Award, Lisa. Not a bad outcome IMO.

Don't they have to die, in order for it to be a Darwin Award?

 

[crushing]

Don't they have to die, in order for it to be a Darwin Award?

I think so. Maybe an exception would be if the knives were to cut him in such a way to make it unlikely he would pass on his genetic material?

 

[MA-Caver]

Originally Posted by Grenadier
Don't they have to die, in order for it to be a Darwin Award?

I think so. Maybe an exception would be if the knives were to cut him in such a way to make it unlikely he would pass on his genetic material?

I believe this is correct! http://darwinawards.com/darwin/ In order to qualify for a Darwin Award, a person must remove himself from the gene pool via an "astounding misapplication of judgment.

 

[Andy Moynihan]

I'm only sorry he lived to regret it.

 

[Blindside]

Don't they have to die, in order for it to be a Darwin Award?

Nope, they just have to remove themselves from the genetic pool. Neutering yourself is award worthy.