Watch how you carry your knives, especially when you are stealing them...

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Ouch! You know, this gives me an idea ...
 

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How many lawyers have already contacted the thief and how long before there is a lawsuit filed against the store and the employees that confronted him?
 

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How many lawyers have already contacted the thief and how long before there is a lawsuit filed against the store and the employees that confronted him?
That's only half-funny ... but you know that's only because it's all too likely. :shrug:
 

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Wow. How dumb can you get? He is lucky he didn't stab himself somewhere else or he would be singing soprano.
 

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That'd be a Darwin Award, Lisa. Not a bad outcome IMO.
 

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Don't they have to die, in order for it to be a Darwin Award?

I think so. Maybe an exception would be if the knives were to cut him in such a way to make it unlikely he would pass on his genetic material?
 

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Originally Posted by Grenadier
Don't they have to die, in order for it to be a Darwin Award?
I think so. Maybe an exception would be if the knives were to cut him in such a way to make it unlikely he would pass on his genetic material?
I believe this is correct! :D http://darwinawards.com/darwin/ In order to qualify for a Darwin Award, a person must remove himself from the gene pool via an "astounding misapplication of judgment.
 

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