And that makes sense, because we like war. We're a warlike people. We can't stand not to be ****ing with someone. We couldn't wait for the Cold War to end so we could climb into the big Arab sandbox and play with our nice new toys that were recently invented. We like war.
And one reason we enjoy it is that we're good at it. You know why we're good at it? Because we get a lot of practice. This country is only just over 200 years old, and already we've had ten major wars. We average a major war every twenty years, So we're good at it!
We might as well be good at it, because we're not very good at anything else. Can't build a decent car anymore. Can't make a TV set, a cell phone, or a VCR. Got no steel industry left. Can't educate our young people. Can't get health care to our old people. But we can bomb the **** outta your country, all right.
Especially if your country is full of brown people. Oh, we like that, don't we? That's our hobby. It's also our new job in the world: bombing brown people. Iraq, Panama, Grenada, Libya. You got some brown people in your country? Tell 'em to watch the **** out, or we'll goddamn bomb them!
Well, who were the last white people you can remember that we bombed? In fact, can you remember any white people we ever bombed? The Germans! That was only because they were tryin' to cut in on our action. They wanted to dominate the world.
:bs1:! That's our job. That's our ****in' job.