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Rich Parsons

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Another e-mail I recieved.


A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Do you have widdle wabbits?"

The shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over here?"

She in turn puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit."

:D
 
It sounds even better when you read it out loud! :rofl:
 
Hee hee hee, I can get a lot of mileage out of this one too! :rofl:
 
hey, watch it, thats my daughter yer talkin about...........
 
:lol:

Yup, I'll take that one out for a test drive.

Since this thread is already labelled mature, here goes:

What's worse than a dead cat on your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.


:barf:
 
Originally posted by Jill666
:lol:

Yup, I'll take that one out for a test drive.

Since this thread is already labelled mature, here goes:

What's worse than a dead cat on your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.


:barf:

:rofl: :rofl: Encore! Encore!
 
I am glad you guys enjoyed it!
:D
 
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