Total Disrespect

[hpclub1000]

With the colder weather coming my girlfriend decided to drape some of our washing over my wooden dummy. Should I dump her?

 

[Bill Mattocks]

With the colder weather coming my girlfriend decided to drape some of our washing over my wooden dummy. Should I dump her?

Is that humor or a serious question?

 

[hpclub1000]

Is that humor or a serious question?

ha ha ha it's poor humour but I was mildly irritated...

 

[mograph]

Do you help with the washing?

 

[ballen0351]

I think to make that decision we need a picture of GF.

 

[HammockRider]

Doesn't that violate the "clothesline theory" of Wing Chun?

 

[bully]

You know the rules, pics or out.

 

[Punchy]

I don't know... this is a tough call, but I will say you need to nip this in the bud, or next she'll be using your long pole to get frisbees off the roof and your baat jam do to slice onions.

 

[Cyriacus]

Dude.

Dress the Dummy up in Her Clothes.
Then Beat the Snot out of the thing!
Preferable, make Her Watch.

 

[hpclub1000]

Thanks guys. After a stern talking to Ive decided to let her stay as long as she gives it a good polishing.

 

[Steve]

I used to get worked up about things, but I've been married now for almost 18 years and I've found that there is very little I won't forgive if nudity and a few beers are involved. But that's just me.

 

[Punchy]

Thanks guys. After a stern talking to Ive decided to let her stay as long as she gives it a good polishing.

Does this mean you're not posting a picture?

 

[geezer]

Ive decided to let her stay as long as she gives it a good polishing.[/QUOTE]

You are talking about the dummy, right?

 

[Steve]

Ive decided to let her stay as long as she gives it a good polishing.[/QUOTE]

You are talking about the dummy, right?

Bow chicka wow wow! Ooooooh yeaaaaaah....

 

[wtxs]

With the colder weather coming my girlfriend decided to drape some of our washing over my wooden dummy. Should I dump her?

I say keep her, it takes too much rime and energy to break in a new one.

Ever though of getting her "WET" and drape her over the wooden dummy? :wink2:

 

[Sukerkin]

Now I wasn't go there, for the depths of double-entendre-land await he who starts down that slippery slope :lol:.

 

[Steve]

Now I wasn't go there, for the depths of double-entendre-land await he who starts down that slippery slope :lol:.

What kind of slope are you starting down?

 

[KamonGuy2]

You know what I would do? During the night when she's asleep, I would put the dummy angled over her side of the bed, with a hockey mask attached to it. So when she wakes up, all she will see is the vengeance of the dummy. She will respect it a bit more after that, guaranteed...

 

[Cyriacus]

You know what I would do? During the night when she's asleep, I would put the dummy angled over her side of the bed, with a hockey mask attached to it. So when she wakes up, all she will see is the vengeance of the dummy. She will respect it a bit more after that, guaranteed...

...This is not Television

 

[Thesemindz]

There's a sticky hands joke in this thread somewhere, I'm just sure of it.


-Rob