Top 10 Reasons for Studying the MAs

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Top Ten Reasons for Studying the Martial Arts

10) Broken masonry makes great drainage for potted plants.

9) Get beaten up by people half your size and twice your age.

8) Never run out of kindling wood again.

7) No need to wonder what belt to wear.

6) Get to be on first name basis with the Emergency Room staff.

5) These uniforms make nice pajamas.

4) Never need to wonder why it's hard to get up in the morning.

3) Get to appreciate the finer points of Chuck Norris' acting.

2) Learn to count to 10 in 3 different Asian languages.

And the top reason for studying martial arts:

1) (Tie) Get to star in Ginsu commercials. /
Three words: free nose job.

;) :D
 
Originally posted by moromoro
but i think we are forgetting one man the best of them all a

living legend........................


Jean Claude Van Damme

Of course he is did anybody catch his made for T.V movie Derailed?????? If not please check your local video store.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!:rofl: :rofl:
 
Look at y'all teasing Mister MoroMoro even when hes suspended! Wonder when he gets off his little suspension! :rolleyes:

Btw, pretty good Cali :D
 
Originally posted by Kirk
I suppose none of you have heard of David Carradine?

:shrug: :shrug:

That is a double for that comment!
 
I suppose none of you have heard of David Carradine?

"I am............................................................................................
..................................................................Caine."

Classic.

Peace--
 
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