Southern Computer Dictionary

cali_tkdbruin

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The Southern computer dictionary. A list of common Southern terms that are frequently confused with Computer terms:

Hard drive - Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.

Keyboard - Place to hang your truck keys.

Window - Place in the truck to hang your guns.

Floppy - When you run out of Polygrip.

Modem - How you got rid of your dandelions.

ROM - Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.

Byte - First word in a kiss-off phrase.

Reboot - What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.

Network - Activity meant to provide bait for your trout line.

Mouse - Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.

LAN - To borrow as in, "Hey Billy Bob! LAN me yore truck."

Cursor - What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.

bit - A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways."

digital control - What yore fingers do on the TV remote.

packet - What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip.


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Yah might be a redneck if.......



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Originally posted by cali_tkdbruin

Mouse - Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.

Hmmm..... never thought of that. :D
 

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