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The Southern computer dictionary. A list of common Southern terms that are frequently confused with Computer terms:
Hard drive - Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.
Keyboard - Place to hang your truck keys.
Window - Place in the truck to hang your guns.
Floppy - When you run out of Polygrip.
Modem - How you got rid of your dandelions.
ROM - Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.
Byte - First word in a kiss-off phrase.
Reboot - What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.
Network - Activity meant to provide bait for your trout line.
Mouse - Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.
LAN - To borrow as in, "Hey Billy Bob! LAN me yore truck."
Cursor - What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.
bit - A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways."
digital control - What yore fingers do on the TV remote.
packet - What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip.
Hard drive - Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.
Keyboard - Place to hang your truck keys.
Window - Place in the truck to hang your guns.
Floppy - When you run out of Polygrip.
Modem - How you got rid of your dandelions.
ROM - Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.
Byte - First word in a kiss-off phrase.
Reboot - What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.
Network - Activity meant to provide bait for your trout line.
Mouse - Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.
LAN - To borrow as in, "Hey Billy Bob! LAN me yore truck."
Cursor - What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.
bit - A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways."
digital control - What yore fingers do on the TV remote.
packet - What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip.
