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What was the worst gift you got this year for me it was a pair of secy underwear with a elephant tunk coming from them. My wife and me both looked at each other and was in total shock.
 

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Uh... I have to wonder who - if not your wife - would give you such a gift!

I didn't really get a "worst" gfit - just things I didn't want and have no real need for, like the purse my mother got because she felt my old one (which she also bought) was no longer "pretty" (okay, so I should clean the leather... but still...)
 

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Later year, my aunt let my uncle shop for everyone's gift for the first time. He bought all of the cousins a leather tissue holder that clips to a car's sunvisor. He was VERY proud of this.
At church, I told how bad it was and had two guys get amazed that I didn't think it was a great gift. One of them even offered to buy it from me.

AoG
 

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This year I didn't get a bad gift. I was just happy to be remembered. It made my day to see everyone and see that all were ok.
 

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I didn't get a bad gift this year either. But Terry, I HAVE to know...who gave you the undies? :D
 
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Ok the briefs came from a fellow Martial Artist who thought it would be funny. So much for laughter
 

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What was the worst gift you got this year for me it was a pair of secy underwear with a elephant tunk coming from them. My wife and me both looked at each other and was in total shock.


Hey, Terry....be careful if you walk near a bowl of peanuts wearing those things. You know how elephants like to pick up peanuts with their trunk and
stick them......well....just be careful!
 

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Hey, Terry....be careful if you walk near a bowl of peanuts wearing those things. You know how elephants like to pick up peanuts with their trunk and
stick them......well....just be careful!
:roflmao:
 

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Hey, Terry....be careful if you walk near a bowl of peanuts wearing those things. You know how elephants like to pick up peanuts with their trunk and
stick them......well....just be careful!

Wahhhh..Martial Tucker stole MY joke...Wahhhh :vu:
 

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Mooorrrpphh... Leave Draccy alone okay...

Ladies forgive me, but my "worse gift" was a box of chocolates... ate some but, I'm not really that big on them... If I had a SO, I'd give them to her... oh well..
 

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While I cannot think of a WORST gift I did get one of those Furbees that I didn't really like...
 

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Mooorrrpphh... Leave Draccy alone okay...

Ladies forgive me, but my "worse gift" was a box of chocolates... ate some but, I'm not really that big on them... If I had a SO, I'd give them to her... oh well..


I apologize Drac, I didn't mean to make you feel bad about being too slow to get the good joke:sadsong:, maybe Caver will share his chocolates with you.
 

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I has been one of the best holidays in memory. My birthday was ****, but I don't expect much from it.

The worst gift I got was a huge tin of popcorn divided into cheese, butter, and carmel sections. Since I like the popcorn, it's not a bad gift at all.
 

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Nah, I'll save 'em for a purty lady. :uhyeah:

:uhohh: Now why is it that I got a mental image of you being put into the back of a police car for standing in a mall saying "Hi purty lady, want some chocolate?"
 

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