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[Flatlander]

This is my all time favorite joke:

A duck and a deer and a giraffe decide to hit the saloon for a drink after work. They all order a round, and after they finish their beverages the bartender comes to the table. "Who's buying, guys?" he asks.



"Oh, gee," says the duck,"I don't have a bill."



"Well don't look at me," says the deer, "I've got no doe. Not a buck to my name."



"That's no problem!" chimes in the giraffe, "I guess the highballs are on me!"

:lol: :lol: :lol: I love that joke.

 

[Feisty Mouse]

:mst: (There was no emoticon with a raised eyebrow only, so this will have to do.)

 

[DavidCC]

This board has the best emoticons!

 

[KenpoTex]

Grooooooooooooan!!!

 

[kenpo tiger]

For a change, it was terribly taxing to read your joke.

 

[Flatlander]

Come on you guys, that joke is hilarious!


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :roflmao: :roflmao: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[Feisty Mouse]

For a change, it was terribly taxing to read your joke.

uuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnggggg.... (holding sides and groaning)

 

[mj-hi-yah]

blink blink :lookie:

 

[KenpoTex]

Here's another lame one for ya

Q - Why did the cowboy buy a Dachshund?
A - Someone told him " to get a long little doggie."

 

[Cryozombie]

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor...

"Where the hell is my tractor!"

 

[Baytor]

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor...

"Where the hell is my tractor!"

:roflmao:

I haven't heard that one for the longest time!

 

[mj-hi-yah]

What's this...HA HA...thump thump?

 

[Ceicei]

What's this...HA HA...thump thump?

Hysterical Thumper? Or falling down on the floor laughing?

 

[mj-hi-yah]

Hysterical Thumper? Or falling down on the floor laughing?

Nope...

 

[Flatlander]

Well.....what is it?

 

[mj-hi-yah]

Well.....what is it?

That's no fun...guess again!

 

[Flatlander]

I'm stumped :idunno:

 

[mj-hi-yah]

I'm stumped :idunno:

It's the sound a guy makes when he's laughing his _____s off!:rofl:

 

[Flatlander]

AAhhhhh! Fortunately, I've never encountered something so funny that I experienced the thumping!

 

[mj-hi-yah]

AAhhhhh! Fortunately, I've never encountered something so funny that I experienced the thumping!

I'll work hard and do my very best...It should look something like this::roflmao: :roflmao: