Silly criminals try to rob a gun store...

[Grenadier]

...and the results are positive (for the community, at least).

http://www.wltx.com/news/article/197040/2/1-Dead-2-Wounded-After-Breaking-into-Gun-Shop

 

[seasoned]

Authorities say the two shooting survivors ran to a nearby Waffle House to call for help, while the third man was found in the store.

No charges have been filed as an investigation continues.

They ran for help?

 

[Takai]

They ran for help?

Yeah. After they drove away??? They don't appear to be the sharpest tools in the shed.