Silliest challenge or verbal threat you've heard.

Old Fat Kenpoka

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What was the silliest challenge or verbal threat you've heard?

In 1985, I had a job doing telephone technical support for a software company. One very irate customer from Los Angeles who crashed his data was on the phone with me one morning...

"I ought to get on a plane right now and come up there and kick your ***!" My smart *** reply: "Yeah, well you'd better hurry because I have to leave at 4:00 to teach a Karate class!"
 

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I guess I have been spared of these things as an adult......but as a kid, it was always at the bus stop- "My Dad is bigger than your Dad" or "My brother is bigger than your brother"........like what was that gonna prove?!! :rofl:
 
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When I was in boot camp, my drill instructor told me he was going to kick me in the back of my forehead. :D
 

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My wife and I were at a wedding about a year and a half ago when two drunks started a verbal pissing contest. Finally one stood up pointed vaguely in the direction of himself and the table in front of him and slurred "You don't want a piece of this!" His opponent yelled back "Damn right I don't, I ordered fish!"

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I worked as a tele-marketer for a short time and I once called an old man who told me, "I hope your bowels rot." I thought that seemed kind of harsh, wishing a bowel rotting on a complete stranger.

-Rob
 
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Growing up I always got the "I'm gonna kick your ***" thing since they had nothing better to do then try to pick fights. They'd always run when I would smile and say "Go ahead and see what happens." I tended to scare a lot of people.


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Originally posted by MartialArtsGuy
When I was in boot camp, my drill instructor told me he was going to kick me in the back of my forehead. :D

Did he?:p
 

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When someone is being stupid and tossing out verbal challenges, I have said "Hey, my car is bigger than you are buddy!" If they are really listening they usually stop talking to figure out what I just said. I like the distracting affect of it

Paul Martin
 
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No he never did.

He used to get right in our faces and yell that. I wanted to laugh so bad because i would picture this little guy climbing up inside my head and kicking me in the back of my forehead.
 

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When I was in boot camp, my drill instructor told me he was going to kick me in the back of my forehead

Whoa...that means he'd have to kick through the back of your head to the front...through the brain. Or something.

I've never understood the non-verbal challenge where in a guy comes up and pushes his chest into the chest of another guy, arms splayed back with the palms up...often accompanied by "You wanna piece of me?" or something like that. He ought to add, "How about my testicles? Wanna knee me there? Come on! BRING IT ON! I'M VULNERABLE...TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT!!!"


Regards,

Steve Scott
 

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Originally posted by hardheadjarhead
Whoa...that means he'd have to kick through the back of your head to the front...through the brain. Or something.

I've never understood the non-verbal challenge where in a guy comes up and pushes his chest into the chest of another guy, arms splayed back with the palms up...often accompanied by "You wanna piece of me?" or something like that. He ought to add, "How about my testicles? Wanna knee me there? Come on! BRING IT ON! I'M VULNERABLE...TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT!!!"


Regards,

Steve Scott

That is my favorite challange of all. All you have to do is head butt them. They give you an unprotected target and you can just say you were bending down to tie you shoe. I've actually used it two times on guys. If they are watching anything, its my hands, and when my head comes in, they think I'm gonna bump chests or something. Primate posturing leads to brain damage.
 

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I've never understood the non-verbal challenge where in a guy comes up and pushes his chest into the chest of another guy, arms splayed back with the palms up...often accompanied by "You wanna piece of me?" or something like that. He ought to add, "How about my testicles? Wanna knee me there? Come on! BRING IT ON! I'M VULNERABLE...TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT!!!"
Yeah great isnt it. Person does that. Me:btg: :btg: :btg: :2xbird:
 
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Originally posted by Thesemindz
I worked as a tele-marketer for a short time and I once called an old man who told me, "I hope your bowels rot." I thought that seemed kind of harsh, wishing a bowel rotting on a complete stranger.

-Rob

Thats digusting! Ilove it!:D
 

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I saw two young guys arguing, when one picked up an apple and threw it at the other. After getting hit with the apple the other guy yelled out " This could lead to nuclear war". The apple must have hurt.
 

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Originally posted by molson
I saw two young guys arguing, when one picked up an apple and threw it at the other. After getting hit with the apple the other guy yelled out " This could lead to nuclear war". The apple must have hurt.

That's great! :rofl: He sounds like a future polititian.
 
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Yea, today. Some guy asked me, cause we don't like each other

"you wanna fight me"?? I think that's pretty funny.
 
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