President Hillary Clinton

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Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in
the White House. The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary asks,
"How can I best serve my country?"

Washington says, "Never tell a lie."

"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary asks, "How can I best serve my country?"

Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."

"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary again asks, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."

 

[Elfan]

To paraphrase some brash British conservative, "With those anckles she coudn't even make it in the oldest profesion."