Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in
the White House. The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary asks,
"How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary asks, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary again asks, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
the White House. The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary asks,
"How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary asks, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary again asks, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
