Take that ukemi you big sissy! Remember, it's not the fall that gets you, it's the sudden stop. Here's another one, gravity sucks.............get it? Hey, heres another one, Ukemi is for the other guy. Hey, that's right, amother one, the best techniques are passed on by the survivors. NOW TAKE THAT UKEMI!
Ibuprofen works good for me.
I'm still scarred from the 1st time I saw Dr. Gyi. He put on a brief demo of "combat chokes", using one of his students who was pretty built. Poor guy...at dinner afterwards, he was sucking on ice chips because he couldn't swallow solid foods.
As a bando-kind of guy, you must have seen some devastation 1st hand. Ibuprofen, nah, I want to be put OUT before the Doctor goes to work.
BTW, I am shocked at you mooning the angel with smilies.
PS - If you got promoted, don't we all get to take a shot at you?