metal or plastic/ polycarbonate style tonfa?

[jobo]

I find that hard to believe. How can any autocorrect be worse than the Fire?

I'd turned if nearly off on the fire which has,following a very unfortunate incident ,ended up at the bottom of a canal, so I'm on this phone till I work up the enthusiasm to walk three miles and buy a new one

 

[Gerry Seymour]

I'd turned if nearly off on the fire which has,following a very unfortunate incident ,ended up at the bottom of a canal, so I'm on this phone till I work up the enthusiasm to walk three miles and buy a new one

It seems there should be more of a story to that. RIP, Fire.

 

[pdg]

It seems there should be more of a story to that. RIP, Fire.

Did it auto install a book on chi or something and think "I want to be water"?

 

[jobo]

It seems there should be more of a story to that. RIP, Fire.

oh there is, been considering puttingit in" self defence" as a case study

 

[Gerry Seymour]

oh there is, been considering puttingit in" self defence" as a case study

That makes it sound like the Fire was the attacker. I suppose water is the appropriate element to oppose a Fire attack.