Man Stabbed in Fart Fight

[Bill Mattocks]

Texas. Why am I not surprised?

http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/news/weird/Man_Stabbed_in_Fart_Fight

http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/270811

In Waco, Texas, several men from Houston were said to be sharing a hotel room when a supposed fart-fight broke out. Believed to have let rip within the confines of the hotel room a human made stink bomb from his own intestinal matter, 35-year-old Juan Antonio Salano Castellano’s aroma seriously offended another room guest.

 

[celtic_crippler]

It didn't say, but I wonder if the puncture alleviated the man of his gas?

...I know...that was bad....

You think they'll sue Taco Bell for selling them burritos that gave them such horrible gas and led to the stabbing?

...it could happen... especially in the US

 

[Bob Hubbard]

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[Bob Hubbard]

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[Andy Moynihan]

Who knows, maybe he's a member of one of those hardcore monastic orders that are into self-flatulation........

 

[McLargehuge]

Man Stabbed in Fart Fighthttp://www.digitaljournal.com/article/270811

And with that headline, a thousand sexual euphemisms were born.

 

[MA-Caver]

I dunno why folks are raising such a stink about this. Some of the jokes are a real gas. But of course I wouldn't want to be stuck with the smell either.

 

[Andy Moynihan]

Unfartunately, I don't have the straight poop on the situation as there are still unreleased nuggets of information that I am not privy to.

 

[terryl965]

That was great Bob thanks for the laugh

 

[Gordon Nore]

Can we have an end to all these cracks, please?

 

[Andy Moynihan]

Oh, so now YOU're gonna rip on us too, huh?

 

[Gordon Nore]

Nothing left in my ****nal.

 

[Flea]

Could someone show me how to post a vid directly to a forum like the above?

In the meantime, take a whiff of this:

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=20377785

 

[shesulsa]

Texas. Why am I not surprised?

http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/news/weird/Man_Stabbed_in_Fart_Fight

http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/270811

That stinks.