Joe Rogan Fanny Pack Initiative Contest

[DragonHorse]

Pretty hilarious contest going on at my site that I thought people may be interested in. Joe Rogan is going to be signing a fanny pack for us to give away, and all you have to do is come up with 10 things that you would be able to carry around if you had a fanny pack.

Check it out here: http://ronebreak.com/2009/07/03/fannypackinitiative/

 

[JadecloudAlchemist]

Who wants a Joe Rogan fanny pack?!

 

[Tez3]

ROFL, the word fanny is a rude word outside America! You'll have the non Americans giggling away now.

 

[CoryKS]

I could carry everything except my dignity.

 

[JadecloudAlchemist]

I got 10 things as my father carries one and is proud of it.

1.Wallet

2. Keys

3. Sunglasses,regular glasses.reading glasses.

4. A complete custom made section of the dictionary(he likes reading it for fun)

5. Paper and sticky note pads things

6.Pencils and Pens

7. A pack of Creative Whack Pack cards: http://www.starmagic.com/store.cgi?654455+1C3C

8. Tooth picks

9. Address book

10. Reciepts

I am sure there is more but I don't remember everything.

 

[Carol]

(1) Glock 26.

(2 through 9) 7 round mag, loaded

(10) And one in the pipe

 

[terryl965]

Why would anybody want one?

 

[Xue Sheng]

I don't know which comedian it he said of the much reviled fanny pack that it looks like your belt just ate a small animal

 

[JadecloudAlchemist]

I have to do it....

I don't know which comedian it he said of the much reviled fanny pack that it looks like your belt just ate a small animal

Could it have been Joe Rogan!! He does stand up comedy too!! :lfao::lfao::lfao:

 

[seasoned]

(1) Glock 26.

(2 through 9) 7 round mag, loaded

(10) And one in the pipe

This would be my only reason to have a fanny pack on. A nice home for my buddy, during those hot days of summer, when they ever get here.

 

[Xue Sheng]

I have to do it....





Could it have been Joe Rogan!! He does stand up comedy too!! :lfao::lfao::lfao:

NAH it was before his time, I'm thinking it might have bee Robin Williams when I went to see him live. But it would be sweet irony if it was

 

[Tez3]

I don't know which comedian it he said of the much reviled fanny pack that it looks like your belt just ate a small animal

Oh no no! with our meaning of the word fanny thats just too much :lol:

 

[DragonHorse]

Oh no no! with our meaning of the word fanny thats just too much :lol:

I'm curious to know what your use of the word fanny is. The only other thing I can think of would be the ***, which is basically the same thing.

anyway, if you havent yet, check out some of the responses in the comments, they're hilarious.

 

[JadecloudAlchemist]

Hi Dragon:

To answer your question on Fanny:

http://www.peevish.co.uk/slang/f.htm

Just scroll down to Fanny.

 

[JadecloudAlchemist]

And here is mine that I posted on the site:

1. Carlos Mencia’s jokes(he’s got to steal em from someone)
2. Pauly Shores career
3. Joan River’s face
4. Oprah’s penis(woman with that much power has to have one)
5. Tom Cruises sexuality
6. Hulk Hogan’s wife(oh wait Charlie Hill got that)
7. Gary Coleman,Emmanuel Lewis,and Verne Troyer(Because three midgets in a tight space is funnier than a fat man chasing a doughnut on a string)
8. R. Kelly(he’s got to hide somewhere besides a closet)
9. Jon Gosselin’s self esteem.
10. Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston’s crack.(Someone’s got to hide it from them)