I love my job!!
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Tgace
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Unlike TV where its nothing but car chases and shoot-outs every day, it can become fairly "routine" once you get used to it. But every once and a while something really good comes along that spices things up. Ive worked my share of years in an office and have no regrets whatsoever in my career change.
Tom is just the MAN, man.
Hes keepin me DOWN, man.
Damn cops, always pickin on me for no reason, man.
Im just minding my own buisness, man.
I pay his salary, man.
So unfair, man.
Hes keepin me DOWN, man.
Damn cops, always pickin on me for no reason, man.
Im just minding my own buisness, man.
I pay his salary, man.
So unfair, man.
Not me man... that was "Average Joe" on the street...Tgace said:If people in Chicago are paying my salary too then I want an F'n raise!!!
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Tgace
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MURPHY'S LAW OF LAW ENFORCEMENT
-Bullet proof vests, aren't.
-The bigger they are, the harder they fall. They also punch, kick and choke harder too.
-The speed at which you respond to a call is inversely proportional to how long you've been a cop.
-Tear gas works on cops too, and regardless of wind direction, will always blow back in your face.
-High speed chases will always proceed from an area of light traffic to an area of extremely heavy traffic.
-If you know someone who tortures animals and wets the bed, he is either a serial killer or he works for Internal Affairs.
-Placing a gun back in a shoulder holster with your finger on the trigger will cause you to walk with a limp.
-If you have cleared all the rooms and met no resistance, you and your entry team have probably kicked in the door of the wrong house.
-If a cop swings a baton in a fight, he will hit other cops more often than he will hit the bad guy he swings at.
-Domestic arguments will always migrate from an area of few available weapons (living room), to an area with many available weapons (kitchen).
-If you have just punched out a handcuffed prisoner for spitting at you, you are about to become a star on Eyewitness News.
-Bullets work on veteran cops too. They also work on weight lifters, martial arts experts, department marksmen, Vice cops, S.W.A.T. jocks, and others who consider themselves immortal.
-When a civilian sees red lights approaching at a high rate of speed, he will always pull into the lane the cop needs to use.
-If you drive your patrol car to the geometric center of the Gobi Desert, within five minutes a civilian will pull along side of you and ask for directions.
-You can never drive slow enough to please the citizens who don't need a cop, and you can never drive fast enough to please the ones who do.
-Any suspect with a rifle is a better shot than any cop with a pistol.
-From behind you, the bad guys can see your night sights as well as you can.
-On any call, there will always be more bad guys than there are good guys, and the farther away your back-up, the more there will be.
-The longer you've been a cop, the shorter your flashlight and your temper.
-Whatever you are about to do, if there is a good chance it will get you killed, you probably shouldn't do it.
-You should never do a shotgun search of a dark warehouse with a cop whose nickname is "Boomer".
-The better you do your job, the more likely you are about to be shot, injured, complained on, sued, investigated, or subpoenaed on your day-off.
-If a large group of drunk bikers are "holed-up" in a house, the Department will send one officer in a beat car. If there is one biker "holed-up" in a house, they will send the entire S.W.A.T. Team.
-And no matter how many times a gun has been cleared and declared empty, there is always one more round.
-Bullet proof vests, aren't.
-The bigger they are, the harder they fall. They also punch, kick and choke harder too.
-The speed at which you respond to a call is inversely proportional to how long you've been a cop.
-Tear gas works on cops too, and regardless of wind direction, will always blow back in your face.
-High speed chases will always proceed from an area of light traffic to an area of extremely heavy traffic.
-If you know someone who tortures animals and wets the bed, he is either a serial killer or he works for Internal Affairs.
-Placing a gun back in a shoulder holster with your finger on the trigger will cause you to walk with a limp.
-If you have cleared all the rooms and met no resistance, you and your entry team have probably kicked in the door of the wrong house.
-If a cop swings a baton in a fight, he will hit other cops more often than he will hit the bad guy he swings at.
-Domestic arguments will always migrate from an area of few available weapons (living room), to an area with many available weapons (kitchen).
-If you have just punched out a handcuffed prisoner for spitting at you, you are about to become a star on Eyewitness News.
-Bullets work on veteran cops too. They also work on weight lifters, martial arts experts, department marksmen, Vice cops, S.W.A.T. jocks, and others who consider themselves immortal.
-When a civilian sees red lights approaching at a high rate of speed, he will always pull into the lane the cop needs to use.
-If you drive your patrol car to the geometric center of the Gobi Desert, within five minutes a civilian will pull along side of you and ask for directions.
-You can never drive slow enough to please the citizens who don't need a cop, and you can never drive fast enough to please the ones who do.
-Any suspect with a rifle is a better shot than any cop with a pistol.
-From behind you, the bad guys can see your night sights as well as you can.
-On any call, there will always be more bad guys than there are good guys, and the farther away your back-up, the more there will be.
-The longer you've been a cop, the shorter your flashlight and your temper.
-Whatever you are about to do, if there is a good chance it will get you killed, you probably shouldn't do it.
-You should never do a shotgun search of a dark warehouse with a cop whose nickname is "Boomer".
-The better you do your job, the more likely you are about to be shot, injured, complained on, sued, investigated, or subpoenaed on your day-off.
-If a large group of drunk bikers are "holed-up" in a house, the Department will send one officer in a beat car. If there is one biker "holed-up" in a house, they will send the entire S.W.A.T. Team.
-And no matter how many times a gun has been cleared and declared empty, there is always one more round.
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Gary Crawford
Guest
LOL,I enjoyed that! ALL true.
