Happiest Birthday yet Mr. Conatser~!

KenpoTess

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It's your Birthday~!!! and the Big 50 at that~!

*chortles.. sorry Mr. C~! Couldn't resist .. I hope you have the happiest one yet~! Wish I could of made you a cake.. But sans dancing girls..*G*
I've been sooo busy.. lately.. yeah you know what I've been up to~!!

Happy Birthday to You.. Happy birthday to youuuu.. Happy Birthday Dear Dennis.. Happy Birthday to you~!!!

Hugglys

Tess & Michael
 

jfarnsworth

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I can't believe I forgot Mr.C. I even wrote it down on our calendar at home. Oh, I'm so ashamed to have forgotten your birthday. Well Happy birthday from Heather & I. Have a great day sir.
Sincerely,
Jason Farnsworth
 
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KenpoGirl

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I have it on my calendar.

Tess beat me to the greeting. :D

Have a great day Dennis.

I found this list, I was wondering if any of it was applicable

Dot


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19 THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME 50 YEARS TO LEARN By Dave Barry

1. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be
"meetings."

3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

5. And when God, who created the entire universe with all of its glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.

6. You should not confuse your career with your life.

7. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

8. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.

9. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

10. Never lick a steak knife.

11. Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.

12. The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.

13. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

14. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

15. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.

16. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

17. The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.

18. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

19. Your friends love you anyway.
 
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Kirk

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Happy Birthday Sir! Hope it's a GREAT day!

We are all born naked and screaming and if you're lucky that sort of thing won't stop there
--Unknown

Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live
--Unknown

You're not getting older, you're getting better
--Unknown

Youth has no age.
--Pablo Picasso

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
--Bob Hope

We are always the same age inside.
--Gertrude Stein

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a
lifetime.
--John P. Grier
 
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tunetigress

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Happy Birthday Dennis!
I know I already wished you all that earlier today, but you know me, gotta post it too, just to get in on the MT action! I'd like to be able to give you your heart's desire for your present, but alas, well, it's the thought that counts doncha know? Hee hee hee! All the best to you on this very special day! :drinkbeer
 
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Kirk

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Originally posted by tunetigress

I'd like to be able to give you your heart's desire for your present, but alas, well, it's the thought that counts doncha know?

Ummmmmm ..... no comment.
 

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GD!!!!!!!!!

Respectfully,
Sean
 
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Stick Dummy

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Mr. C.


Happy Birthday !!!

from your favorite WV Kenpo "re-tread"

and MANY returns...
 

Sigung86

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Happy Birthday ya old F*rt!!!! :lol:

Many, many Happy returns Dennis. My wife says that we (you and I) are not getting older, but simply better!
:asian: :asian: :asian:

Dan
 

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I don't feel any older....... but I just got in from a roast dinner and cake....... so I am full.
:rofl: but then again I don't miss many. hee hee

thank you again for all your thoughts and gestures. I appreciate it.

the OLD one........
:mad: :shrug:

:asian:
 

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Originally posted by KenpoTess

It's your Birthday~!!! and the Big 50 at that~!

Congratulations, Sir!

Wow, you have just about enough time to redo everything you've ever done.

George Burns did. Barely. But he didn't study Kenpo. And he smoked like a Chimney.
:rofl:
 

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Happy Birthday Mr. C. Its not how old you are, its how old you feel!!! Damn, Im in trouble then. Have a great day!!!:D
 
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RCastillo

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Originally posted by Goldendragon7

I don't feel any older....... but I just got in from a roast dinner and cake....... so I am full.
:rofl: but then again I don't miss many. hee hee

thank you again for all your thoughts and gestures. I appreciate it.

the OLD one........
:mad: :shrug:

:asian:

Yep, Happy Birthday , you old Buzzard!:drinkbeer :D
 
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