Game: Annoying things to do in the Dojo!

[MA-Caver]

So that another thread isn't hijacked...

Lets come up with our own list of things to annoy people (instructor, other students, visitors, etc.) in the dojo/school ...


Lessee... hmm...

Loosen all the handles on all the weapons.

 

[Kacey]

With credit to Ping and MA-Caver - list your favorites ways (or dreams of ways) to annoy others in the dojang.

I'll start:

Offer to help someone with their patterns, and then make deliberate errors - for example, start pattern A, and in the middle, switch to pattern B (at least, when I do that - that's my explanation about why it happened!)

 

[Ping898]

Flick the light on and off in the bathrooms when there are people in them (assuming the switches are on the outside )

 

[terryl965]

OK I answered in the other thread so here I go again
Peeing on the matt while you are in the middle of doing poomsae/kata/forms, in front of your peers.

 

[terryl965]

To give them the wrong korean names to techniques and when they talk to other masters they look like a fool.

 

[MA-Caver]

OK I answered in the other thread so here I go again
Peeing on the matt while you are in the middle of doing poomsae/kata/forms, in front of your peers.

that'd fall under disgusting than annoying... LOL but then again it might give them cause to laugh at YOU... ( j/k)

 

[terryl965]

Making them believe that wearing the top of the uniforn inside out is proper for the first class and is tradition.

 

[Kacey]

Sorry... what's that line about great minds thinking alike?

 

[terryl965]

Kicking them in the goin to gain there respect

 

[Kacey]

To give them the wrong korean names to techniques and when they talk to other masters they look like a fool.

I know someone that happened to... his instructor had him memorize a phrase he thought was a welcome... turned out he called this visiting Korean instructor "monkey-face" (among other things - but that's the one that stuck with me).

Making them believe that wearing the top of the uniforn inside out is proper for the first class and is tradition.

You mean, it's not?!?!??! That explains so much :lol:

Let's see...

"Neglect" to mention that sticky patch from the day camp... the suspiciously yellow one... right where the other person lines up.

 

[Andrew Green]

Taco Bell before class

 

[Ping898]

You can do like my school did, print in Chinese Characters on the belt certificates what you think is "open hand" only to have one of your student's mother who speaks and reads Chinese tell you it actually says "open door"

 

[LawDog]

Over weight guys who strut across the dojo floor wearing Gi bottoms that are two sizes to small.
:barf:

 

[LawDog]

Judo / Jujitsu / Grappling students who wash their uniforms once a month.
:barf:

 

[MA-Caver]

Will a Mod combine my thread with Kacey's...

 

[crushing]

Do the Bruce Lee kiai after every basic.

 

[MA-Caver]

Everytime you break a board... look at someone at random and seriously say... "That, could be ... you."

 

[LawDog]

Is this going to hurt,
Will this break my nails?,
Don't mess up my hair,(both male & females),
I don't want to get sweaty tonight, I have to go shopping after class.
:ticked:

 

[crushing]

*cough* *cough* I hope I kick this flu bug soon *cough*.

 

[Lisa]

Threads merged as per request from OP.

Lisa Deneka
MT Assist. Admin.