101 Ways to annoy your coworkers

[Ping898]

Just in time for Monday.....

http://www.jasonbartholme.com/2007/05/03/101-ways-to-annoy-your-coworkers/ <----full list here

1. Staple your reports in the wrong corner
2. Put tape over the mouse optics
3. Empty the paper out of the main printer/copier
4. Unplug a co-worker&#8217;s monitor
5. Empty out a co-workers office on a Friday afternoon
6. Misplace peoples pens
7. Glue their mouse to the desk
8. Leave an open can of tuna in their desk
9. Make a screenshot of their desktop and use it as their screensaver
10. Turn up the contrast on their monitor
11. Use goofy event sounds for your programs
12. Chant, &#8220;Yeay, I got mail!!&#8221; every time you get a new email
13. Leave your lunch garbage in other people&#8217;s cans
14. After each sip give a refreshing, &#8220;Ahhh&#8221;
15. Put salt on someone&#8217;s mouse pad
16. Set a password on someone&#8217;s screensaver
17. Set your mobile phone to an obnoxious ring tone
18. Forward chain letters and other spam to co-workers
19. Express your political views at length
20. Whisper loudly
21. Come to work sick
22. Mess with the thermostat
23. Gradually turn down the volume on someone&#8217;s phone
24. Leave unusual print outs on the printer
25. Throw out other people&#8217;s prints
26. Leave the fridge open
27. Shake up cans of pop in the fridge
28. Leave fingerprints on the copier glass
29. Whistle all day long
30. Peer over the cube and wait for a co-worker to look up and notice
31. Use the intercom and page yourself
32. Talk to your monitor as if it was a person
33. Schedule meetings at 4:00pm
34. Talk loudly with your earphones on when someone comes to talk to you

 

[MA-Caver]

how about...

in your chair (if it has wheels) move backwards and act like you're rowing a boat down the halls from one office to another

take a bunch of pencils and sharpen them and toss them up at the ceiling to make them stick...

when you get a boxed delivery full of that styrofoam popcorn... dump it in the cubicle next to you... or at least in some co-worker's cube that you hate.

re-arrange a co-worker's office when they're out for the day

everytime someone says something in a meeting reply back with "...you think so huh?" (that is if you're in a position to do so without getting in trouble with da boss)

 

[terryl965]

Eat your co-worker food they brought, this has got to be number one

 

[MA-Caver]

Eat your co-worker food they brought, this has got to be number one

Wonder how'd that all would apply in the Dojo... :idea: hey! lets make a list with annoying things to do in the Dojo!! :uhyeah:


(future apologies to Ping if the thread gets hijacked)

 

[Kacey]

Wonder how'd that all would apply in the Dojo... :idea: hey! lets make a list with annoying things to do in the Dojo!! :uhyeah:


(future apologies to Ping if the thread gets hijacked)

You could start a new thread... no, wait, I'll start it - look for it!

 

[terryl965]

Wonder how'd that all would apply in the Dojo... :idea: hey! lets make a list with annoying things to do in the Dojo!! :uhyeah:


(future apologies to Ping if the thread gets hijacked)

peeing while doing your poomsae/kata/form in my mind this is bad taste in front of your peers.

 

[Andrew Green]

Some computers, dependent partially on video card I believe, have a feature that lets you flip the screen. So "Ctrl+Alt+Up" turns the screen upside down.

 

[Kacey]

Some computers, dependent partially on video card I believe, have a feature that lets you flip the screen. So "Ctrl+Alt+Up" turns the screen upside down.

Hey, that's cool... on mine, "Ctrl+Alt+Down" flipped it; "Ctrl+Alt+Up" flipped it back.

 

[Andrew Green]

Opps, yeah, that way

On some I think left and right work as well

 

[hong kong fooey]

lol ohh my god those would be so funny to do to somebody but I would be afraid they might go nuts and try to kill you. myself I would just laugh really loud anytime they would say somthing