For Bill (and everybody) with apologies to The Cars

[Andy Moynihan]

Original lyrics "You might Think" by The Cars

Oh well uh you might think I'm needed
The one to lead this land
Or maybe you think I'm perfect
You'll eat out of my hand
But I think that you're wild
No smarter than some child

You might think I'm foolish
To print all these C-notes
You might think I'm crazy
But all I want is votes


Oh well uh you might think I'm messiah-like
but I know when you're weak
I think I'm in the movies
Won't see that things are bleak
But I'll cause your denial
Just have to flash my smile

You might think it's duty
To hold me to my oath
You might think I'm crazy
But all I want is votes

It wasn't hard not hard to fake
A thin facade a fart could break
But you kept it goin' till the sun fell down
You kept it goin'
You kept it goin'

Oh well uh you might think it's impeachable
The way I run you down
But once you've had it with the other guy
I'll be back around
Oh I think that you're pleasant
Such entertaining peasants

You might think it's over
And jump this sinking boat
(You might think I'm crazy)
You might think I'm crazy
(all I want is votes)
But all I want is vo-ooh-otes
(all I want is votes)

All I want is votes

 

[Bill Mattocks]

Well, that's just excellent. We shall ratchet this up another notch...