Dr. Deneka and Mr. Chew

[shesulsa]

The yin and yang personalities in one being have been centerpieces on MartialTalk forums for a while now. That unmistakeable avatar owned by the ultimate blamee will be remembered for ... decades at least.

Here are 20 questions for Mr. Chew. We can only hope he answers them without tearing up the page. Perhaps, when he's done, we can find the calmer, sweeter (cough cough) side of his personality, the fine Lisa Deneka.

Note: These questions were sent to Chew three weeks ago and we're hoping he hasn't fallen victim to the recent pet food contamination scandal.

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Mr. Chew: 20 questions:


1. How did you hear about MartialTalk.com?

2. How long have you been a member here?

3. How do you manage to type with those little paws?

4. What's it like being an illustrious staff member of MartialTalk.com?

5. Do you enjoy volunteering in general, or are you dedicated to a few causes and what would those be?

6. What's it like supervising a volunteer staff of such varietal styles?

7. Mr. Chew, you appear cute yet vicious and there have been rumors as to your ferocity. What have you to say about this?

8. How does having four legs affect your martial arts training?

9. Describe your training regimine.

10. What's your favorite food?

11. How old are you?

12. Is there a Mrs. Chew?

13. There have been rumors about Tom Cruise trying to recruit you to scientology. Your response?

14. Have you ever thought about the space program?

15. I've read that you like guns, is that true?

16. What's your favorite firearm?

17. Do you compete at all?

18. Do you have to have rifles specially made to accommodate your ... paws?

19. Who do you respect most in the world of Martial arts?

20. Any last words for everyone?

 

[Lisa]

Note: These questions were sent to Chew three weeks ago and we're hoping he hasn't fallen victim to the recent pet food contamination scandal.

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Mr. Chew: 20 questions:

1. How did you hear about MartialTalk.com?

Here about it? I am omnipotent, I have always known about it.

2. How long have you been a member here?

I am no member, I am but a figment of they frightening imagination of she-whos-fault-it-is.

3. How do you manage to type with those little paws?

I learned it on the STR33T. :lfao:

4. What's it like being an illustrious staff member of MartialTalk.com?

Its fun striking fear in everyone.

5. Do you enjoy volunteering in general, or are you dedicated to a few causes and what would those be?

I don't volunteer. I do it for the kibbles and bits, Baby!

6. What's it like supervising a volunteer staff of such varietal styles?

MA sucks, I don't know why they all just don't quit! :uhyeah:

7. Mr. Chew, you appear cute yet vicious and there have been rumors as to your ferocity. What have you to say about this?

My viciousness comes from many years of training. Don't ask me about it cause it is far too leathal for anyone to handle.

8. How does having four legs affect your martial arts training?

Four times the power.

9. Describe your training regimine.

Sorry, but I would have to then kill you. The secret of my abilities can only be passed down from generation to generation of fluffy white canines.

10. What's your favorite food?

oooOOOOOooo...I love everything Emeril Laggasse cooks. Kreth too, he has some mighty fine recipes.

11. How old are you?

Old enough to know better, young enough to still kick some ***.

12. Is there a Mrs. Chew?

Well actually, yes. You will meet her shortly as I am away on business next month. Her name is Franca. Be nice to her, she is a really *****! :lfao: get it...she is a dog...hahahahahaha, I slay me.

13. There have been rumors about Tom Cruise trying to recruit you to scientology. Your response?

Has anyone seen Tom lately?...didn't think so...'nuff said.

14. Have you ever thought about the space program?

The space program has approached me. Until they realise the err in their ways and make me commander of a mission, they will have to wait.

15. I've read that you like guns, is that true?

Absolutely, easy to carry when you are as furry as I am.

16. What's your favorite firearm?

hmmm...that is a hard one. Damn. All guns are good. Never enough guns.

17. Do you compete at all?

I am in the middle of a lawsuit with the SFC as they apparently have a stipulation against canines competing. They are just skeeeerred I will kick their asses.

18. Do you have to have rifles specially made to accommodate your ... paws?

pssshhhh...who needs special treatment? That is for the weak.

19. Who do you respect most in the world of Martial arts?

Elvis.

20. Any last words for everyone?

Anyways...I should really thank my good friend who made me the first chew avatar. I miss him horribly and I hope he is winning his battles with his demons. Chew and all his personas are still here in his honor.

 

[Lisa]

Any other questions?

 

[terryl965]

I have one for mr Chew die or wet food is best for the digested system?

 

[Lisa]

I have one for mr Chew die or wet food is best for the digested system?

Well...Steak is best for the digestive system, at least mine. But if I had to choose it would be dry...wet food well lets just say you wouldn't wanna be around me! :fart:

 

[terryl965]

Well...Steak is best for the digestive system, at least mine. But if I had to choose it would be dry...wet food well lets just say you wouldn't wanna be around me! :fart:

I completly understand

 

[bluemtn]

I have one... What do you like to do, when you're not busy being Lisa's avatar, training, or shooting?

 

[Lisa]

I have one... What do you like to do, when you're not busy being Lisa's avatar, training, or shooting?

Both!

Training is shooting, shooting is training. You to have a variety, otherwise your MA will just SUCK! :lfao:

 

[bluemtn]

Both!

Training is shooting, shooting is training. You to have a variety, otherwise your MA will just SUCK! :lfao:

Well, actually- I meant outside of that.

 

[Lisa]

Well, actually- I meant outside of that.

Oh...heh heh...

Is there anything else?

 

[tshadowchaser]

May I be so bold as to ask what are you looking at to make your eyes so big

 

[Lisa]

May I be so bold as to ask what are you looking at to make your eyes so big

LUNCH!

oh...wait..can I change my answer.

I think it was penguins, actually. Yummy Yummy Penguins. The ninja kind are the best.

 

[MJS]

How does Chew deal with some of the rather interesting members that we have here?? I mean, there are some that just don't seem to understand our inthread warnings, and then we have those people that come here just to stir the pot.

 

[Lisa]

How does Chew deal with some of the rather interesting members that we have here?? I mean, there are some that just don't seem to understand our inthread warnings, and then we have those people that come here just to stir the pot.

I think we should be taking advantage of my rather large teeth. :uhyeah:

 

[shesulsa]

NOTE: THREAD MOVED FROM STAFF AREA TO OPEN FORUM - COMEDY CAFE

 

[MJS]

Its been rumored that Mr. Chew doesn't take any ****, and is a straight shooter. Does he have a softer side to him?

 

[Lisa]

Its been rumored that Mr. Chew doesn't take any ****, and is a straight shooter. Does he have a softer side to him?

Soft?! Soft?! Me? NEVER! Soft is for he weak. The enemy takes advantage of the soft. Take no prisoners! Unless they give me a cookie.

 

[shesulsa]

Soft?! Soft?! Me? NEVER! Soft is for he weak. The enemy takes advantage of the soft. Take no prisoners! Unless they give me a cookie.

Okay, Mr. Chew, here's a biiiiiiiiig cookie! Now can we talk to Lisa? Is she in there? Hello-o??

 

[Lisa]

Okay, Mr. Chew, here's a biiiiiiiiig cookie! Now can we talk to Lisa? Is she in there? Hello-o??

I am here...I am the calm to chew's storm.

 

[tshadowchaser]

Like that will last long we know who the dominate personality really is