Defense against the real deadly technique

[Monkey Turned Wolf]

There's a thread recently about defending against a handshake. There's cultural/historical reasons for that, along with instructional reasons, that have all been mentioned in thread.

But it made me wonder. There's an offensive technique, that's seen in both japan and korea (and probably other parts of asia), that I have yet to learn a specific counter-technique to. I am talking of course of kancho, also known as dongchim in korean, also known as the dreaded "poop needle".

So why is there no technique to stop this deadly attack, and what techniques can you all come up with to do so?

 

[hunschuld]

I believe the defense is akin to " stuck in my thumb and pulled out a plum!"

Or Just a good burst of gas! Not only a defense but the attacker will probably never use that attack again!

 

[Flying Crane]

I’m trying to figure out if this is a joke. If it is, it went over my head. Care to describe it?

 

[Monkey Turned Wolf]

I’m trying to figure out if this is a joke. If it is, it went over my head. Care to describe it?

100% a joke. The deadly handshake thread made me think of it. Supposedly it's really popular in south korea, and I've no idea why. Basically, you stick your hands together, have your index fingers pointed out, and try to poke someone's butthole with it. Here's an article:
Dong Chim is the bizarre game where children are allowed to poke you in the BUM