Chuck Norris Thread

[The_Awesome_User]

You knew it was coming. It had to happen eventually.

 

[Tames D]

Uh, I think this has been done. But I'll bite.
Chuck Norris built the log cabin he was born in.
Chuck Norris changed his own diapers.

 

[ShotoNoob]

Chuck Norris doesn't need a watch. He tells you the time....

 

[RTKDCMB]

Chux Superwipes - You wipe the floor with.

Chux Norris Superwipes - Wipe the floor with you.

 

[Transk53]

Chuck vs Clint on who was the best Texas Ranger.

 

[Gwai Lo Dan]

My favourite Chuck Norris scene.

 

[drop bear]

Because the rule is that bjj has to be mentioned in every thread.

 

[23rdwave]

Pope Francis had originally wanted to be called Pope Chuck Norris II. He prayed to God to ask Chuck's permission but God didn't have the nerve to ask.

 

[TrueJim]

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

 

[23rdwave]

 

[Shai Hulud]

Jesus could walk on water, but Chuck Norris could swim through land.

 

[Dirty Dog]

Death once had a Near Chuck experience.

Chuck Norris has a bear rug. The bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.

Chuck Norris knows where Waldo is.

 

[Shai Hulud]

Chuck Norris knows where Waldo is.

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo's hiding in the first place.

Chuck Norris was once the name of a street, but they changed that one soon enough because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

What was the last thing going through Chuck Norris' victims minds before their demise?

His shoe.

 

[RTKDCMB]

Chuck Norris used to practice kicking trees in the Sahara Forrest.

 

[donald1]

Modern science has proven darwins natural selection theory is wrong chuck norris has always decided which animals live

The big bang theory got its name because chuck norris round house kicked the universe

Kids look under their beds checking for the boogie man the boogie man checks under his bed for chuck norris and chuck norris checks under his bed for bruce lee

 

[Xue Sheng]

 

[Xue Sheng]

Just found this...just had to post it

 

[RTKDCMB]

Just found this...just had to post it

I think its from Firewalker.

 

[martiallightnin]

 

[Xue Sheng]