When the temperature outside is 70 degrees F:
Texans switch the house thermostat from A/C to Heat
People living in Buffalo slather on 30 SPF to keep from getting burned while sunbathing.
When the temperature outside is 60 degrees F:
Southern Californians wear ski jackets
People living in Bufalo wear swimsuits.
When the temperature outside is 50 degrees F:
Texans dress in layers starting with thermal long johns
People living in Buffalo go swimming in Lake Erie.
When the temperature outside is 40 degrees F:
Floridians turn on the citrus grove heaters
People living in Buffalo throw on a tee over the swimsuit.
When the temperature outside is 30 degrees F:
Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably
People living in Bufalo put on a flannel shirt.
When the temperature outside is 20 degrees F:
Texans risk housefires supplementing their heat with a woodburner
People living in Buffalo have one last cookout before the weather turns cold.
When the temperature outside is 10 degrees F:
Californians go to Mexico to get into the warm.
People in Buffalo shovel 2 feet of snow out of the driveway...wearing the flannel shirt.
When the temperature outside is 0 degrees F:
Texans are catatonic.
People in Buffalo calculate the wind chill factor and regretfully decide to wear long pants.
When the temperature outside is -10 degrees F:
Floridians cars won't start
People living in Buffalo think they might have to turn on the car's heater for the drive to work.
When the temperature outside is -20 degrees F:
Southern Californians swear they can see their breath INSIDE the house
People living in Buffalo supplement the flannel shirt with a hat and gloves.
When the temperature outside is -30 degrees F:
Lake Okeechobee, the Salton Sea, and the Rio Grande are all frozen solid
People living in Buffalo bemoan Lake Erie's open water because of "Lake Effect" snow.
When the temperature outside is -40 degrees F:
Southern cars turn brittle and the bumpers fall off
People living in Buffalo add a little anti-freeze to the radiator.
When the temperature outside is -50 degrees F:
Active Volcanos and hot spring Geysers freeze solid
People living in Buffalo acknowledge the onset of winter and get out the mega-horse snowthrower.
Texans switch the house thermostat from A/C to Heat
People living in Buffalo slather on 30 SPF to keep from getting burned while sunbathing.
When the temperature outside is 60 degrees F:
Southern Californians wear ski jackets
People living in Bufalo wear swimsuits.
When the temperature outside is 50 degrees F:
Texans dress in layers starting with thermal long johns
People living in Buffalo go swimming in Lake Erie.
When the temperature outside is 40 degrees F:
Floridians turn on the citrus grove heaters
People living in Buffalo throw on a tee over the swimsuit.
When the temperature outside is 30 degrees F:
Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably
People living in Bufalo put on a flannel shirt.
When the temperature outside is 20 degrees F:
Texans risk housefires supplementing their heat with a woodburner
People living in Buffalo have one last cookout before the weather turns cold.
When the temperature outside is 10 degrees F:
Californians go to Mexico to get into the warm.
People in Buffalo shovel 2 feet of snow out of the driveway...wearing the flannel shirt.
When the temperature outside is 0 degrees F:
Texans are catatonic.
People in Buffalo calculate the wind chill factor and regretfully decide to wear long pants.
When the temperature outside is -10 degrees F:
Floridians cars won't start
People living in Buffalo think they might have to turn on the car's heater for the drive to work.
When the temperature outside is -20 degrees F:
Southern Californians swear they can see their breath INSIDE the house
People living in Buffalo supplement the flannel shirt with a hat and gloves.
When the temperature outside is -30 degrees F:
Lake Okeechobee, the Salton Sea, and the Rio Grande are all frozen solid
People living in Buffalo bemoan Lake Erie's open water because of "Lake Effect" snow.
When the temperature outside is -40 degrees F:
Southern cars turn brittle and the bumpers fall off
People living in Buffalo add a little anti-freeze to the radiator.
When the temperature outside is -50 degrees F:
Active Volcanos and hot spring Geysers freeze solid
People living in Buffalo acknowledge the onset of winter and get out the mega-horse snowthrower.