KenpoTex
Senior Master
Degrees Fahrenheit
65 - Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night
60 - Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one)
50 - Miami residents turn on the heat
45 - Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts
40 - You can see your breath
Californians shiver uncontrollably
Minnesotans go swimming
35 - Italian cars don't start
32 - Water freezes
30 - You plan your vacation to Australia
25 - Ohio water freezes
Californians weep pitiably.
Minnesotans eat ice cream.
Canadians go swimming.
20 - Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
New York City water freezes.
Miami residents plan vacation further South.
15 - French cars don't start.
Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you.
10 - You need jumper cables to get the car going.
5 - American cars don't start
0 - Alaskans put on T-shirts
-10 - German cars don't start
Eyes freeze shut when you blink
-15 - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects
Miami residents cease to exist
-20 - Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you
Politicians actually do something about the homeless
Minnesotans shovel snow off roof
Japanese cars don't start
-25 - Too cold to think
You need jumper cables to get the driver going
-30 - You plan a two week hot bath
Swedish cars don't start
-40 - Californians disappear
Minnesotans button top button
Canadians put on sweaters
Your car helps you plan your trip South
-50 - Congressional hot air freezes
Alaskans close the bathroom window
-80 - Hell freezes over
Polar bears move South
Green Bay Packer fans order hot cocoa at the game
-90 - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets
65 - Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night
60 - Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one)
50 - Miami residents turn on the heat
45 - Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts
40 - You can see your breath
Californians shiver uncontrollably
Minnesotans go swimming
35 - Italian cars don't start
32 - Water freezes
30 - You plan your vacation to Australia
25 - Ohio water freezes
Californians weep pitiably.
Minnesotans eat ice cream.
Canadians go swimming.
20 - Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
New York City water freezes.
Miami residents plan vacation further South.
15 - French cars don't start.
Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you.
10 - You need jumper cables to get the car going.
5 - American cars don't start
0 - Alaskans put on T-shirts
-10 - German cars don't start
Eyes freeze shut when you blink
-15 - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects
Miami residents cease to exist
-20 - Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you
Politicians actually do something about the homeless
Minnesotans shovel snow off roof
Japanese cars don't start
-25 - Too cold to think
You need jumper cables to get the driver going
-30 - You plan a two week hot bath
Swedish cars don't start
-40 - Californians disappear
Minnesotans button top button
Canadians put on sweaters
Your car helps you plan your trip South
-50 - Congressional hot air freezes
Alaskans close the bathroom window
-80 - Hell freezes over
Polar bears move South
Green Bay Packer fans order hot cocoa at the game
-90 - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets
