A Slip of the Tongue

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Wife: 'What are you doing?'



Husband: 'Nothing.'



Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'



Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date!'



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Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'



Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?'



Wife: 'Yes or no.'



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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet.. Why?'



Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'



Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'



Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'



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Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'



Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'



Girl: 'Well, that's because we aren't married yet.'



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Son: 'Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'



Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'



Son: 'But Mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'



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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'



'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'



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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.



The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning. See ya'!'



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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'



He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!'





 
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