A man walks into a bar

[IcemanSK]

Another man walks into a bar.









The third guy ducks.

That's all I got.:uhyeah:

 

[Kacey]

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it is too dark to read." - Groucho Marx

Sadly, that's the best I can manage at the moment.

 

[Drac]

A man walks into a bar with a frog on his head.. "Where did you get that?",the bartender asks.."I dunno", it started out as a boil on my butt",says the frog...

 

[Carol]

A lawyer, a priest, and a rabbi walk in to a bar.

The bartender looks up and says "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

 

[theletch1]

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?"

 

[Carol]

A guy walks in to a bar carrying jumper cables.

Bartender says "You can come in, but you better not start anything!"

 

[stone_dragone]

A Taco, a hot dog and a cheeseburger walk into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

 

[bydand]

A Taco, a hot dog and a cheeseburger walk into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

Your still on your pain meds aren't you? :lfao:

 

[Andy Moynihan]

How do you get a nun pregnant?

YOU **** HER!!!

*AAAAAHHHHGGGG* (clutches stomach and goes fetal at how bad that joke was)

 

[Kacey]

[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]A book walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Please, no stories!"

[/FONT][FONT=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]A magician walks down an alley and turns into a bar.

[/FONT][FONT=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]A man walks into a bar. OUCH! You would have thought he would have seen it!

[/FONT][FONT=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]An amnesiac comes into a bar. He asks, "Do I come here often?"

[/FONT][FONT=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."

[/FONT][FONT=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]An Irishman walks out of a bar. Hey, it COULD happen!

and more... at A Guy Goes Into a Bar...
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[Obliquity]

Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Would you like a drink?" Descartes responds, "I think not" . . . then disappears.

 

[stone_dragone]

Your still on your pain meds aren't you? :lfao:

I've stepped down from percocet to 800mg Ibuprofen and Tylenol PM at night...keeps me off the computer without sleep. That being said:

A baby seal walks into a club...

 

[theletch1]

I've stepped down from percocet to 800mg Ibuprofen and Tylenol PM at night...keeps me off the computer without sleep. That being said:

A baby seal walks into a club...

That's so bad! and yes, I nearly spewed coffee all over the screen!

 

[Carol]

A baby seal walks in to a bar. Bartender says "What can I get ya?" Baby seal says "Anything but a Canadian Club"

 

[Rich Parsons]

Your still on your pain meds aren't you? :lfao:

Sorry no pain meds for me.

A man walks into a Bar, Rich says, I told you to leave me alone, while looking at the next guy and smiling.

Oh wait, daydreams are not jokes. Nor are delusions of ... , well I guess I will just have to read the other jokes here.

 

[Carol]

Sorry no pain meds for me.

A man walks into a Bar, Rich says, I told you to leave me alone, while looking at the next guy and smiling.

Oh wait, daydreams are not jokes. Nor are delusions of ... , well I guess I will just have to read the other jokes here.

LOL!

Rich Parsons walks in to a bar. Everyone else...ducks. :lol:

 

[14 Kempo]

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, opens a tab ... two hours later, signs for the bill and heads home ... alone again.








Oh wait, this was suppose to be a joke thread ... I get it now!

 

[morph4me]

A dyslexic guy walks into a bra

 

[Drac]

LOL!

Rich Parsons walks in to a bar. Everyone else...ducks. :lol:

LOL x100....

 

[Rich Parsons]

A dyslexic guy walks into a bra

I am lexdysic does that count?