Sad

[GaryM]

A horse walks into the bar and the bartender says " Hey, why the long face?"


A duck walks into the bar and orders a beer. The bartender says "you're looking kind of down, what's wrong?" "I've been out of work for two months and just can't find a job" says the duck. "I hear that the circus is looking for a talking animal act" says the bartender. "Too bad"says the duck "I'm a carpenter".

 

[theletch1]

Yes, sad, very sad.:shrug:

 

[donald]

Father Brannigan is strollin down the street one cold December evenin', and spies a 100.00 bill just layin on the curb. He says to himself, he says,"well saints preserve us", and scoops it up as he walks by. Just then he passes a gent down on his luck, and quick as a wink. The Father walks over to him, and says "Godspeed lad, Godspeed. 2 days later the man rushes into the rectory, and hands Father B., a load of cash. While blurtin out," Godspeed at 10 to 1 ".

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[theletch1]

While blurtin out," Godspeed at 10 to 1 ".

Mysterious ways, indeed.