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[granfire]

Today is my Friday! I just had a wonderful breakfast with coffee and fresh squeezed orange juice.

I had four eggs, three slices of bacon, two pieces of toast and one scoop of rice.

They didn't have any partridges in pear trees or I would have eaten them suckers, too.

so I take it you had 5 cups of coffee...

 

[Buka]

so I take it you had 5 cups of coffee...

Not yet, but it's early.

 

[jks9199]

Well that's just silly.....that and I don't want to take the stairs just yet...but its coming.....someday....soon....in the not to far....or rather far....possibly never.....future

Y'know... stairs aren't generally known for their mud, or bacon... but you seem to think they may be somehow connected?

 

[Xue Sheng]

Y'know... stairs aren't generally known for their mud, or bacon... but you seem to think they may be somehow connected?

Now that's ridiculous...stairs have nothing to do with mud or bacon....although I have seen muddy stairs..... but rarely have I seen bacon on stairs.... And I'd take the stairs, if my knee allowed it....and if 7th floor was not further from 6th floor than any other floor..... I am fairly convinced that 2 crews built this building..... kind of like the continental rail road.... only in this building one group started from the top and worked their way down and the other started from the bottom and worked their way up.... it is just they did not realize it until the top down group got to the 7th floor and the bottom up group got to the 6th that the top down group started to high to high .... then they realized things were just to far apart and had to compensate by making that flight of stairs longer than any other floor

 

[AngryHobbit]

"T" and an "A".... So to explain in GREAT, and what should be unnecessary of fine and decent folk, detail COFFEE - COFFE = E. Take the E and add......T + E + A = Tea...now GET your mind out of the gutter...sheesh

Hey, I wasn't the one talking about all sorts of T's and A's over here.

 

[AngryHobbit]

seems like you need some medicated tea, Son

Right? You have any idea why he is flipping out?

 

[Xue Sheng]

Enough....... I am now drinking gunpowder green tea..... and I will not lower myself to such base conversations....may not be true, but DANG it sounds good

 

[Xue Sheng]

Just talking to someone about retirement..... told them when I was 30 years old and a mechanic I looked at retirement as something that would likely never happen because it was a million years away......then it hit me....dang...999,992 years sure went fast

 

[AngryHobbit]

Now that's ridiculous...stairs have nothing to do with mud or bacon....although I have seen muddy stairs..... but rarely have I seen bacon on stairs.... And I'd take the stairs, if my knee allowed it....and if 7th floor was not further from 6th floor than any other floor..... I am fairly convinced that 2 crews built this building..... kind of like the continental rail road.... only in this building one group started from the top and worked their way down and the other started from the bottom and worked their way up.... it is just they did not realize it until the top down group got to the 7th floor and the bottom up group got to the 6th that the top down group started to high to high .... then they realized things were just to far apart and had to compensate by making that flight of stairs longer than any other floor

Behold - bacon stairs!

P. S. Never say never.

 

[AngryHobbit]

Today is my Friday! I just had a wonderful breakfast with coffee and fresh squeezed orange juice.

I had four eggs, three slices of bacon, two pieces of toast and one scoop of rice.

They didn't have any partridges in pear trees or I would have eaten them suckers, too.

Oh rub it in, why don't you...

I'd like some partridge. I've never had partridge. I hear it's rather delicious. Why have I never had partridge?

 

[Xue Sheng]

Behold - bacon stairs!

P. S. Never say never.

I didn't say never....I said rarely...... its impressiveness is only equaled by its total vile disgustingness

 

[granfire]

Behold - bacon stairs!

P. S. Never say never.

that is a very busy floor....

 

[AngryHobbit]

Just talking to someone about retirement..... told them when I was 30 years old and a mechanic I looked at retirement as something that would likely never happen because it was a million years away......then it hit me....dang...999,992 years sure went fast

Yeah..... 999,992 years - is that right up there with 27,000 miles?

Jokes aside... I had to take on grownup duties and become the head of the household at 12. So... I've been a grownup for 32 years now. Can I just be done? Does that qualify me for early retirement?

 

[AngryHobbit]

I didn't say never....I said rarely...... its impressiveness is only equaled by its total vile disgustingness

Add one of these, and the impression is complete!

 

[granfire]

Yeah..... 999,992 years - is that right up there with 27,000 miles?

Jokes aside... I had to take on grownup duties and become the head of the household at 12. So... I've been a grownup for 32 years now. Can I just be done? Does that qualify me for early retirement?

Done adulting?

 

[Xue Sheng]

Add one of these, and the impression is complete!

If the impression is to make me retch then yeah..... I guess

 

[Xue Sheng]

Done adulting?

One of these days I guess I will have to start adulting......just not sure when

 

[AngryHobbit]

One of these days I guess I will have to start adulting......just not sure when

No, no! Don't start! It's dangerous. Once you start, EVERYONE expects you to continue and you can never stop. It's awful!

 

[AngryHobbit]

Done adulting?

Yes. I am SO tired of it. But, for some reason, @gpseymour doesn't want to take over.

 

[drop bear]

Did some obstacle course training which was super interesting.