AngryHobbit
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That's wonderful! Like Russian writers, Russian composers are not for everyone! Kudos to her for braving the cultural bridge.
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AngryHobbit
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My fellow POUNDers, most of whom are also my fellow Zumbaites, demanded to know why I attempted to sabotage last week's Zumba class by not being there. I explained I was down with a gnarly case of sinus infection and could not breathe. They said it was only so-so excusable. In fairness... I think I might have set somewhat high expectations: the last few times I missed Zumba were when I had the flu or when I had a wisdom tooth pulled (the tooth had an abnormally long root, and the procedure resulted in an... um... greater than usual amount of bleeding, and I was driving myself).
Apparently, not only was I not there to carry the left side of the room, but some girl popped into my spot and she was... um... somewhat coordinationally challenged. And this did not make other people happy.
@gpseymour told me to tell them to be nice to me, otherwise, he will show up the next time I need to take a sick day - and then they'll be sorry.
Apparently, not only was I not there to carry the left side of the room, but some girl popped into my spot and she was... um... somewhat coordinationally challenged. And this did not make other people happy.
@gpseymour told me to tell them to be nice to me, otherwise, he will show up the next time I need to take a sick day - and then they'll be sorry.
AngryHobbit
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Aye-aye, Captain!
Xue Sheng
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Xue Sheng
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Nice gathering..... was it on the boat...and do you now expect us to call you Capin Donald1?
AngryHobbit
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I couldn't possibly. They would know it was a lie. I am a terrible liar. When I lie, I vomit. Not a joke.Just tell them you were temporarily allergic to Zumba
Xue Sheng
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Better yet...much more convincing...if you vomit, then they will most certainly believe you're to sick to be there
donald1
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It was at a hotel a couple miles from the docks
And also, aye! God only gives you so many days but the ones you spend at sea don't count against you.
AngryHobbit
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Except when I lie, I vomit regardless of whether I am sick or not. Actually, I am getting better. If it's not a huge lie, I just get very nauseous and dizzy.
Generally... I opt not to lie... It's just too... inconvenient.
AngryHobbit
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Sounds like fun. I've never been out at sea on a boat or on a ship.
Xue Sheng
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Well then...its a sailors life for me
Actually being a Navy brat, and I am, that too may count as not counting against me
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AngryHobbit
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But.... I don't want a Zumba allergy. I would rather not have a sinus infection. You know... so I could go to Zumba. And carry my side of the room. Like you do...Then there is only one thing left to do...develop a Zumba allergy
Xue Sheng
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I ain't got no Zumba room to carry....I'm allergic
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donald1
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Zumba allergy? Never heard of it. I'm also not sure if I have it or not. It's safe not to take any chances...Then there is only one thing left to do...develop a Zumba allergy
Xue Sheng
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EXACTLY!!!
Essentially it never wasn’t.
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