Combat Macramé

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  1. Xue Sheng

    Xue Sheng All weight is underside

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    I was thinking what does the future hold for MA sales


    The Combat version of Combat Jujitsu, Utra-Combat TKD, Super Combat Aikido, Ultimate Combat Karate, the most Deadly art of Combat Tai Chi:idunno:


    I did see a Combat Jujitsu school a while back by the way :rolleyes:
     
  2. bluekey88

    bluekey88 Senior Master

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    Given enough times and e nough superlatives....it'll start sounding like a Japanese game show title

    The Super Ultimate Ultra Happy Fun-Time Tactical Combat Show!!

    :D

    Peace,
    Erik
     
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    blindsage Master of Arts

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    Rainbow Peaches Dim Mak anyone?
     
  4. Xue Sheng

    Xue Sheng All weight is underside

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    :lol:

    Only if its COMBAT Rainbow Peaches Dim Mak :D
     
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    Flying Crane Sr. Grandmaster

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    Tactical Combat Wheel of Human Torpedo.
     
  6. Xue Sheng

    Xue Sheng All weight is underside

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    Evil Combat Boxing What Boxes in Combat
     
  7. Bruno@MT

    Bruno@MT Senior Master

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    I call dibs on Kum-Ba-Yah Ninjutsu
     
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    Big Don Sr. Grandmaster

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    Evil Combat Boxing What Boxes in Combat evilly.
     
  9. Xue Sheng

    Xue Sheng All weight is underside

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    Damn that's GOT TO be better than Evil Combat Boxing What Boxes in Combat it has the word evil TWICE :D

    But Ultimate Evil Combat Boxing What Boxes in Combat Ultimately evil could kick its butt :D

    And of course Ultimate Super Nasty Combat Pillow Fight Fu could take them all :D
     
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    Big Don Sr. Grandmaster

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    I can't believe you missed that the first time...
    Hey, when I was in AIT, we had some EPIC pillow fights, a big guy could F someone up with a well swung pillow.
     
  11. Xue Sheng

    Xue Sheng All weight is underside

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    Old post I know and likely should be allowed to die the death it so deserves but

    Oh man this just popped into my demented little noggin and I just had to post it here

    Killer Pink Puppy Combat Kung Fu

    It has "killer" and "combat" in the title it has GOT to be good :D
     
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    Jdokan Black Belt

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    Anybody subscribe to Combat 16oz. curls???:)
     
  13. Telfer

    Telfer Green Belt

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    Ive read of at least one teacher who says COMBAT is the correct word and MARTIAL is incorrect.

    His argument is that the word martial refers to WAR.

    Combat refers to individual fighting and is thus more fitting for most traditions.
     
  14. Jenny_in_Chico

    Jenny_in_Chico Black Belt

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    That is actually a valid point. Kudos.
     
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    teekin 3rd Black Belt

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    OK, now this is plausible And Scares the BeGeejus out of me.

    Lil'Dragon Killer Combat TELLA-TUBBY Kung-FU

    Tella-Tubbys creep me out! There is something just Wrong, WRONG with those thing. The Apocalypse is coming people and the Tella-Tubbies are the horsemen.

    ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiaLOzP1lCA
     
  16. Jenny_in_Chico

    Jenny_in_Chico Black Belt

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    I'm gonna send you a Teletubby in the mail, Lori...be watching for it...

    ;)
     
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    teekin 3rd Black Belt

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    Why do you hate me? Why? :toilclaw::vu:
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  19. Xue Sheng

    Xue Sheng All weight is underside

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    ahhh no

    Combat can be defined as Military. active, armed fighting with enemy forces and the term "combat" (French for fight) typically refers to armed conflict between military forces in warfare, whereas the more general term "fighting" can refer to any violent conflict. Martial and Combat can refer to the same thing

    But this leads me to Wushu is the proper term for Chinese martial arts not Kung Fu so combat kung fu is way wrong. To me the title combat in front of just about any style of martial arts is simply sales.

    Now back to the post

    I do beleive that Lil'Dragon Killer Combat TELLA-TUBBY Kung-FU may be the deadliest art of all :D
     
  20. Jenny_in_Chico

    Jenny_in_Chico Black Belt

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    Sorry, Xue. I have tremendous respect for your knowledge and opinion, but in this case I stand firm. Martial quite definitely refers to the military, but combat is a more generic term. However, that is only my opinion, I'm not going to bother with trying to document it. :)123
     

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