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  1. skribs

    skribs Senior Master

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    I'll start.

    Taekwondo
    Never skip leg day.

    Hapkido
    Ow ow ow ow ow!
     
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    drop bear Sr. Grandmaster

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    MMA.

    Sucking at something is the first step to being sorta good at something.
     
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    If you

    - punch me, I'll take you down by single leg.
    - kick me, I'll also take you down by single leg.
    - do nothing, I'll still take you down by single leg.
     
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    I know it isn't all the single legs. But it should have been.
     
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    Nihon Goshin Aikido - unafraid of contradictions
     
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    Martial D Senior Master

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    Wing Chun based MMA -

    No, really. It's a thing.
     
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    dvcochran Senior Master

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    In the never ending efforts of inclusivity, there is TKD.
    Someone somewhere will change something in the system enough until you like it.
     
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    Tony Dismukes MT Moderator Staff Member

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    BJJ: Combat Cuddles
     
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    Danny T Senior Master

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    Kicks, Sticks, Ground, or Pound we don't care how it goes down.
     
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    Wing Tsun : keep your friends close and your enemies closer
     
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    kempodisciple MT Moderator Staff Member

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    Kempo: get in, get quick, get out, restomp the groin.
     
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    Xue Sheng All weight is underside

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    Taijiquan
    Slowly I turn.......

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    I'm going to hit you....hard.
     
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    American Karate - Wha, want scrap?
     
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    Wushu - the most beautiful MA dancing on this planet.

     
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    Ironically grappling is keep your friends close and elbows closer.
     
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    I hadn't heard that one - a nice way to remember a key principle. I'll be using that.
     
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    Isshinryu - vertical punches, snap kicks to wedding tackle.
     
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    Jow Ga Kung Fu - Trust the technique
     
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    Shuai Chiao - push the head down and sweep/hook the leg off.

     
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    Kwon Bup Karate-old school, still around.
     

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