Weasel Coffee

oldnewbie

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For all you coffee lovers out there, something for Friday!

http://www.firebox.com/?dir=firebox&action=product&pid=616

This amazing coffee is so rare and so astonishing, even Gareth Hunt would be shaking his beans in disbelief! Why? Well, as the name sort of (well, it doesn't really) suggests, Weasel coffee has been eaten and regurgitated by rare Vietnamese weasels! Honestly! As you can imagine, the weasels' gastric goings-on radically alter the taste of the coffee and the result is a stronger, smoother, heady flavoured coffee that will appeal to serious connoisseurs of the mighty bean.


Enjoy !!!!!
 

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How appealing.

Speaking of coffee, here's me before coffee in the morning---> :tantrum:



Here's me after coffee in the morning---->:cuss:


After second coffee-----> :disgust:


Third------->:mst:

The coffee helps, I just need more.
 
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Oh yes.... coffee with a "gamey" flavor...


Um I'd like a Grande, skinny, mocha, weasel please........:rolleyes:
 

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Gee, thanks for sharing. Now I will know what not to try should I be in Florida.

Flatlander, umm that coffee drink should be 90% coffee/10% milk not the reverse---too much warm milk = sooooo sleeeepy!!! :rolleyes:
You need espresso!! Then you will be a blur!!! Nobody will see you coming! TW
 

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Hmm.


My family owns a coffee company in Denver...

I should see if we can get some of that rare weasel barf coffee.

:boing1: :boing1: :boing1:
 
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oldnewbie said:
Well, as the name sort of (well, it doesn't really) suggests, Weasel coffee has been eaten and regurgitated by rare Vietnamese weasels! Honestly! As you can imagine, the weasels' gastric goings-on radically alter the taste of the coffee and the result is a stronger, smoother, heady flavoured coffee that will appeal to serious connoisseurs of the mighty bean.
The only possibly grosser thing would be someone peeing in my coffee.

Friggin' YUCK!

:barf:
 
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Can you see it???


People hiding in the woods, listening for the hacking sound of weasels!!!
Ummm, yum!
 
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