A market researcher called at a house and a young woman answered his
knock. There were three small children running around her. He asked her
if she minded replying to his questions and she agreed. He asked her if
she knew his company, Cheeseborough-Ponds. When she said no, he
mentioned that among their many products was Vaseline and she certainly
knew of that product.

When asked if she used it, the answer was "Yes." Asked how she used it,
she answered, "To assist sexual intercourse."

The interviewer was amazed. He said, "I always ask that question
because everyone uses our product and they always say they use it for
the child's bicycle chain, or the gate hinge; but I know that most use
it for sexual intercourse. Since you've been so frank, could you tell
exactly how you use it?"

"We put it on the doorknob to keep the kids out."
I'm beginning to really think you spend too much time on the internet.:rofl:

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