Top ten things you'll never hear a woman say

[Silat Student]

How about

"I'll take out the trash myself"
"Why don't we watch an action movie tonight?"
"I'll pick up the tab"
"Let's spend thanksgiving at your brother's house"
"I know my family annoys you, let's put them on call block"
"I don't think you should have to eat healthy"
"I've decided it's been too long since you had a night out with your friends, so I called them all and set up a tab at *insert name of Irish Pub here*"
"Lemme buy YOU a drink"

On second though I have heard that last one.

 

[shesulsa]

"I'll take out the trash myself"

Said it.

"Why don't we watch an action movie tonight?"

Said it too.

"I'll pick up the tab"

Said it today.

"Let's spend thanksgiving at your brother's house"

Nope, hubby has no brudda.

"I know my family annoys you, let's put them on call block"

Said and done it.

"I don't think you should have to eat healthy"

Said a version of this.

"I've decided it's been too long since you had a night out with your friends, so I called them all and set up a tab at *insert name of Irish Pub here*"
"Lemme buy YOU a drink"

Would set up a tab, but rather that he makes his cousin pay!

 

[Rich Parsons]

"I'll take out the trash myself"

Said it.

"Why don't we watch an action movie tonight?"

Said it too.

"I'll pick up the tab"

Said it today.

"Let's spend thanksgiving at your brother's house"

Nope, hubby has no brudda.

"I know my family annoys you, let's put them on call block"

Said and done it.

"I don't think you should have to eat healthy"

Said a version of this.

"I've decided it's been too long since you had a night out with your friends, so I called them all and set up a tab at *insert name of Irish Pub here*"
"Lemme buy YOU a drink"

Would set up a tab, but rather that he makes his cousin pay!

You forgot, "I train Martial Arts and I like weapons"

On a serious note, there are more women like this everyday. Now if I just could find one , who can put up with me as well :rofl:

 

[bignick]

yes...they always seem so promising...until you start spending time with them

"she looks good from afar, but she's so far from good"

 

[Silat Student]

"she looks good from afar, but she's so far from good"

Sounds similar to the "bad lighting" and "20 ft." rules I am often forced to invoke while out with friends.

 

[shesulsa]

yes...they always seem so promising...until you start spending time with them

"she looks good from afar, but she's so far from good"

Well if you drop the first "s" in both "she"s, you would have something else you WOULD hear women say! :lol:

 

[Rich Parsons]

Well if you drop the first "s" in both "she"s, you would have something else you WOULD hear women say! :lol:

I thought women liked "Bad Boys"?

 

[Sarah]

How about these's ones:


1. The new girl in my office is a real beauty, and a stripper, too. I invited her over for dinner on Friday.

2. I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class.

3. Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and beer. You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya' big silly!

4. Ohhhhhh, this diamond is wayyyyyyyyy tooooooo big!

5. Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?

6. Hey, pull my finger!

 

[Silat Student]

How about these's ones:

6. Hey, pull my finger!

Heard that one before.....I think it's time to go find the magic bottle that makes all the problems go away.

 

[mj-hi-yah]

I thought women liked "Bad Boys"?

Yeah, bad boys in fast cars like this one! :uhyeah:

 

[shesulsa]

Sarah! Too funny!!

How about:

1. That's enough (coupling) for me!

2. Whatever you do, DON'T take me dancing.

3. I guess I'd better turn my underwear inside out for a few days.

4. No, I don't think those hip waders make your butt look too big.

5. I'll gut my own kill, thanks.

6. I think you need a really fast sports car - let's go buy one!

7. That comb-over looks AWESOME!

8. You don't EVER have to cook dinner for me!

9. Do you know how much I LOVE to wash your underwear?

10. Why don't you just put on what you wore yesterday?

 

[Sarah]

7. That comb-over looks AWESOME!

 

[Chronuss]

Yeah, bad boys in fast cars like this one! :uhyeah:

I'd rock those rims.

 

[Sarah]

How about:

1. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
2. That swimsuit really flatters your ample bust! Would you mind keeping my husband company while I go for a swim?

 

[Gary Crawford]

I wish women really did like hairy butts!

 

[kenpo tiger]

yes...they always seem so promising...until you start spending time with them

"she looks good from afar, but she's so far from good"

Next you'll be calling for a bag to put over her head.

Geez.

 

[Chronuss]

or you can just turn the head gear sideways to hide it....

 

[Sarah]

I wish women really did like hairy butts!

Scary

 

[mj-hi-yah]

How about:

1. I think hairy butts are really sexy.

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Sarah, and Gary eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

 

[bignick]

bag?...no...that's why they make light switches.....


(i'm gonna get into a lot of trouble for that one....please dont' take it too seriously)