Top 11 Ways Barack Obama Will Transform Washington, D.C.

[Big Don]

Top 11 Ways Barack Obama Will Transform Washington, D.C.

By Culture11 Staff, November 21, 2008
EXCERPT

11) In effort to manage coverage on Drudge Report, Obama takes daily shirtless swim in Potomac.

10) Rather than demonize those whose major foreign policy decisions he describes as catastrophic, just appoints them Secretary of State.

9) In conciliatory gesture to Republican critics, Greek columns removed from Department of Treasury.

8) Fist bump replaces handshake in diplomatic exchanges.

7) Regular Americans on Obama email list given same access as well-connected lobbyists... to regular solicitations for campaign contributions.
END EXCERPT
Damn, #10 is gonna leave a mark, Sensible shoe prints on his back, in all likelyhood...

 

[MA-Caver]

Top 11 Ways Barack Obama Will Transform Washington, D.C.

By Culture11 Staff, November 21, 2008
EXCERPT

11) In effort to manage coverage on Drudge Report, Obama takes daily shirtless swim in Potomac.

10) Rather than demonize those whose major foreign policy decisions he describes as catastrophic, just appoints them Secretary of State.

9) In conciliatory gesture to Republican critics, Greek columns removed from Department of Treasury.

8) Fist bump replaces handshake in diplomatic exchanges.

7) Regular Americans on Obama email list given same access as well-connected lobbyists... to regular solicitations for campaign contributions.
END EXCERPT
Damn, #10 is gonna leave a mark, Sensible shoe prints on his back, in all likelyhood...

Wait a minnit... is this a serious list or in fun? If the latter then what's it doing in the study? If the former then how can one take this list seriously?

 

[jarrod]

Wait a minnit... is this a serious list or in fun? If the latter then what's it doing in the study? If the former then how can one take this list seriously?

caver, it is obviously not serious as every scholar of culture knows that "fist bumps" are properly called "respeck knuckles".

jf