Thought this was hilarious

[Holmejr1]

If you like sarcasm…

Man Ready To Take On The World After Sliding Favorite Pocket Knife Into Jeans Pocket

BOISE, ID — Though events taking place around him threatened to envelop him in uncertainty and stress, a local man reported that he was ready to take on the world after sliding his favorite pocket knife into his jeans pocket.

babylonbee.com

 

[Holmejr1]

Apparently not. My apologies. Yikes!

 

[skribs102]

I love that site. There was another article they had recently that I sent to a few friends of mine who are dads: "Study Finds Everyone Else Is Doing A Great Job Parenting And You're The Only One Having Problems With Your Kids".

 

[Buka20]

I got a kick out of that. Then looked down at my pocket at something that’s been there since the cows came home.

I thought, dayum.

 

[Monkey Turned Wolf103]

I enjoyed it

 

[HighKick1]

I got a kick out of that. Then looked down at my pocket at something that’s been there since the cows came home.

I thought, dayum.

Yep. My go to answer if someone asks me if I have a knife is "I have my pants on don't I"?

 

[Prince_Alarming103]

Now call me unadventurous, but I'm a die-hard victorinox loyalist...

 

[opr1945101]

but I'm a die-hard Victorinox loyalist...

Some of those won't fit in a jean pocket.

 

[Same Trick49]

Some of those won't fit in a jean pocket.

Some Gi’s have pockets large enough

 

[Prince_Alarming103]

Some of those won't fit in a jean pocket.

There are always those who will overdo things...

 

[HighKick1]

Some of those won't fit in a jean pocket.

That is what the belt clip is for!